He's allergic to you- get out.
kidding
Get the lil fella to a good vet, pronto(unless he clears up before Monday).
Bassguppy, your avatar reminds me of a time my friend's cat had to wear the cone for awhile- he tossed a piece of salami at the poor kitty, & it landed on the inner rim of the cone,
juuust out of reach of the poor animal. the look on his furry little face was beyond priceless- it was just *are you ****ing w/me?*
