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Old 05-07-2011, 11:47 PM
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My sister changed her newborn's real birthdate

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Is this even legal?

My sister hates my brother and they don't talk. Her baby was born on his birthday, the 27th, but she has announced it and put the 28th on all paperwork.

She is a nut job.

I'm angry.
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Did she give birth in a hospital?
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Did she give birth in a hospital?
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cause shes a c$%^ and called the police on my wife and I, solely on the idea that my mother molested her and we were creating danger for our daughter by leaving her with her grandma, who everyone loves. My sister is crazy, and has admitted to treating her patients with extacy, she is a marrieage and family counselor. She was just trying to get back at my mother, who she hates too. No one in the family likes her.
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Ecstasy was legal once... but that's not important now. Sounds like a classic case of bat**** crazy woman disorder. What's the deal with the father?
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Ecstasy was legal once... but that's not important now. Sounds like a classic case of bat**** crazy woman disorder. What's the deal with the father?
he cowtows to all or else, and shes showed it before.
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cause shes a c$%^ and called the police on my wife and I, solely on the idea that my mother molested her and we were creating danger for our daughter by leaving her with her grandma, who everyone loves. My sister is crazy, and has admitted to treating her patients with extacy, she is a marrieage and family counselor. She was just trying to get back at my mother, who she hates too. No one in the family likes her.
I'm sorry, I was unclear. Why does her baby's birthday matter to you?
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This is the weirdest Happy Mother's Day thread ever.
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Old 05-08-2011, 01:41 AM
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tasty, if it really matters that much to you, I recommend a lawyer ASAP.
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Old 05-08-2011, 01:53 AM
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tasty, if it really matters that much to you, I recommend a lawyer ASAP.
I wouldn't. The woman is crazy, but nothing she's done screams incompetent mother as far as the courts would be concerned - especially if the father is going along with it as if it's okay.
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To answer the OP's original question, yes it is illegal. It would be deliberately falsifying official documents.
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Hospitals will not change a birth date or time, so the birth certificate should indicate the true DOB.
However, the anger within the family is a much larger issue than a childs observed birthday.
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You can't "change" a birth date...it's a fact, not a choice. That's like saying you want to change Friday to Thursday.

Maybe your sister is a nut job, but how do you know she wasn't molested by your mother? You may be risking your child if you don't know the truth.
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I'm sorry, I was unclear. Why does her baby's birthday matter to you?
Mostly because I'm angry and want to expose her for the sham that she is.
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She called the cops on you and your "Smelly, pirate, hooker wife?

You are surrounded by pyschos huh? Pack your **** and move to another state. Don't leave a forwarding address or number.
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I'm not sure it would work today, but my mother changed her name just by writing a different name on all forms that were given to her as a child.

Now instead of her original last name she is known by the one she 'chose' so you never know. People get lost in our huge bureaucracy.
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cause shes a c$%^ and called the police on my wife and I, solely on the idea that my mother molested her and we were creating danger for our daughter by leaving her with her grandma, who everyone loves. My sister is crazy, and has admitted to treating her patients with extacy, she is a marrieage and family counselor. She was just trying to get back at my mother, who she hates too. No one in the family likes her.


If any of this is true...

File a complaint with the CA Board of Behavioral Sciences (BBS). You may be able to sign a sworn affadavit regarding malpractice.
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That's like saying you want to change Friday to Thursday.
Welllllllllllllllllllllll ... postmodernists would say that "Thursday" and "Friday" are just arbitrary words used to connotate certain days in time sequence. And once you deconstruct those words, you'd find that they don't have any instrinsic meanings.
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