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12-17-2012, 04:48 PM
|  | Supporting member | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Groveport Ohio | | | My Son is embarrassed
HAHAHA! My son went on a job interview. The female interviewer asked for a urine sample. He goes in their latrine to comply. But first he has to really do the other thing. Sits on the toilet, doing his business. Then the woman's voice calls out (it HAD to be a good-looking gal) "Do not flush the toilet." (I guess they wanna make sure the sample is not bogus or something.)
He thinks---ahhh, jeeezzz
He covers the business with toilet paper, unflushed.
He comes out, hands over the urine sample and sits down.
The lady goes into the bathroom, checks the toilet and my boy hears her say, "Oh, I don't believe it."
She comes out, somewhat embarrassed herself, and ends the interview.
My boy said he could not get out of there fast enough and felt that his face was burning up.
Hahahahah------busted big time. ROFL!
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12-17-2012, 04:51 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Greenville, NC USA | | | Now that's funny! Thanks for sharing!
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12-17-2012, 05:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Close to Los Angeles, CA | | I know a guy that had to get in the stall and watch another guy pee in the cup, because he had previously presented obviously fake cold urine samples, and couldn't be trusted.  |
12-17-2012, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by line6man  I know a guy that had to get in the stall and watch another guy pee in the cup, because he had previously presented obviously fake cold urine samples, and couldn't be trusted. | The observed UA was standard procedure when I was in the military. The first time I had to get a UA for a civilian job the only person in the lab was a woman. She told me the procedure, handed me the cup, and when I hesitated at the door to the restroom asked if I had a question.
The look of horror on her face when I asked if she was coming in to watch was priceless.
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12-17-2012, 05:44 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Oregon | | | I was a probation officer intern, I had to watch a few dudes pee in a cup-awkward.
Man i cant believe he took a dump during an interview haha, I would have held it my hardest ha. |
12-17-2012, 05:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | "That's what I think of your test policy"
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12-17-2012, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk "That's what I think of your test policy" | +1
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12-17-2012, 05:58 PM
|  | Esteemed Nitpicker | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away | | | If he was embarrassed before you posted this story online...
Seriously, though - funny. |
12-17-2012, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk "That's what I think of your test policy" | LMFAO +2 |
12-17-2012, 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Thick McRunfast
The observed UA was standard procedure when I was in the military. The first time I had to get a UA for a civilian job the only person in the lab was a woman. She told me the procedure, handed me the cup, and when I hesitated at the door to the restroom asked if I had a question.
The look of horror on her face when I asked if she was coming in to watch was priceless.
| it still is afaik. I applied for the Navy and was taken out to this base in Brooklyn and put in a huge room with all the windows open and fans on in the middle of the winter at 5am with about 100 other dudes and told to strip to or underwear. From there we were taken to the bathroom in groups of 10-15 to give or sample in front of some soldiers.
After that I have never had a problem providing a urine sample lol |
12-17-2012, 07:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: Brisbane, Australia | | | Great story, but what the hell kind of job was he applying for that he needed to give a urine sample just for the interview? |
12-17-2012, 07:43 PM
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12-17-2012, 07:51 PM
|  | Everybody Wang Chung Tonight | | Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Houston Tx | | | That's hilarious, just about the same thing happened to me. But the toilets at the pre-employment screening clinic didn't flush. They just constantly ran so there was fresh water circulating at all times. The worst part is I had a physical to do after the UA and I could hear the people working there talking about how stupid I was and how they were going to have to dig it out with a bio-hazard bag.
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12-17-2012, 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkMgibson Great story, but what the hell kind of job was he applying for that he needed to give a urine sample just for the interview? | It was just a warehouse job over in Grove City, OH. Happened today.
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12-17-2012, 08:56 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Detroit | | | I know a guy who borrowed his sister's pee for a drug test...a while later, when the results came in, his employer came to tell him congrats about his pregnancy.
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12-17-2012, 10:30 PM
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That's awesome, pocketgroove.
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12-17-2012, 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by MEKer It was just a warehouse job over in Grove City, OH. Happened today. | A drug test for a warehouse job - why? |
12-17-2012, 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkMgibson A drug test for a warehouse job - why? |
make sure hes not sober
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12-17-2012, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkMgibson A drug test for a warehouse job - why? | Who wants to employ a thieving drug addict for any position?
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12-17-2012, 11:11 PM
| | Supporting member | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Groveport Ohio | | | That's about it probably. Too many thieves.
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