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12-08-2010, 08:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cape Town, SA | | | My thoughts of wisdom are..........?
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Hi Fellow Tb'ers.This here will be officially my 2nd Thread.
The first 1 IMO's been doing fairly well because of all your replies.
Here's only a couple of thoughts to start off with.Let me see yours.Might come in handy for the New Year and also to learn something from it.What do you guys say?
1.The only time a women succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.
2.I know i'm getting better with the bass because i'm hitting less bad notes.
3.I'm an excellent housekeeper.Everytime i get a divorce i keep the house.
I've got some more up the sleeve.that i will post in between the others.
All your's guys.
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12-08-2010, 08:38 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | If you're going to present yourself as wise it's best to heed general grammar. You could be the wisest person in the world, but no one's going to pay attention to you because your grammar makes you look like you have proverbial boogers hanging out of your nose. |
12-08-2010, 08:52 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | 4.improper speling,badspaceing and genaral bad gramar make you's look bad
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12-08-2010, 09:08 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Cape Town, SA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar If you're going to present yourself as wise it's best to heed general grammar. You could be the wisest person in the world, but no one's going to pay attention to you because your grammar makes you look like you have proverbial boogers hanging out of your nose. | Ooooh!Now that really hurts Dude.I think you could've done a little better than this.Good Luck.
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12-08-2010, 10:41 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | So uhh... I'm just gonna sorta leave this here: 
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12-08-2010, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by codycaz 1.The only time a women succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. | Actually, I sort of like this one.
Welcome to TB OT, brother! Don't worry about the guys giving you a little bit of ribbing, they're really a pretty friendly bunch. 
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12-08-2010, 10:51 AM
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Dang- give noobster a chance, guys! I know I'm often at the head of the grammar/spelling/puncuation/etc nazi mob, but English may not be dude's 1st lingo. What's more, I like #3. I actually like Maki's though, too.
On topic, *if you must kiss arse, kiss the right arse*
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12-08-2010, 11:18 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar If you're going to present yourself as wise it's best to heed general grammar. You could be the wisest person in the world, but no one's going to pay attention to you because your grammar makes you look like you have proverbial boogers hanging out of your nose. | +1.
But the OP can easily improve...and he's probably a good guy.
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12-08-2010, 11:36 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | OK OK, here's one:
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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12-08-2010, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by codycaz Ooooh!Now that really hurts Dude.I think you could've done a little better than this.Good Luck. | You asked for some thoughts of wisdom, I presented you with one. I'm not particularly a grammar nazi but when it looks like you're texting it in to what is generally a forum where people type in their posts it doesn't present you in a good light. For instance, 'coz' might work when you're texting your buddies but if your typing a post here it's going to make you stand out because there's no 'o' in 'because.' Also two spaces after a sentence is a good rule of thumb. It spaces your thoughts out so they're easier to read. I was just presenting it as a friendly ribbing, nothing more. I don't want to get in a tit for tat with you. Just a friendly heads up. Cheers and welcome to TB. 
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12-08-2010, 11:57 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | | It's all fun and games until someone has an eye out.
Then It's just a game 'find the eye'.
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12-08-2010, 12:01 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | I'm just curious as to why you don't edit your posts, OP. Are you genuinely unaware of grammatical rules? Or do you simply not give a crap?
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12-08-2010, 12:11 PM
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12-08-2010, 12:12 PM
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12-08-2010, 12:16 PM
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12-08-2010, 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by arbitrary you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. | beer???  |
12-08-2010, 12:34 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Columbia, SC | | | political jokes are often elected.
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12-08-2010, 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by bassybill Actually, I sort of like this one.
Welcome to TB OT, brother! Don't worry about the guys giving you a little bit of ribbing, they're really a pretty friendly bunch. | Aagghh,No sweat man.I can defend myself.Why did'nt they just rectify me the 1st time.
Hey guys,I've made some adjustments to the thread.Was it really that bad the 1st time round?
Here's another on.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait!I Should'nt listen to myself,i'm drunk!
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12-08-2010, 03:01 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by codycaz Aagghh,No sweat man.I can defend myself.Why did'nt they just rectify me the 1st time.
Hey guys,I've made some adjustments to the thread.Was it really that bad the 1st time round?
Here's another on.
I'm in no condition to drive...wait!I Should'nt listen to myself,i'm drunk! | Just quoting this post so I can revel in the new grammatical mistakes before you change it again. 
How about this one:
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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12-08-2010, 03:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Does your spacebar only function periodically?
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