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Old 02-25-2008, 09:21 PM
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Arrow My veiw on ED and false advertisement

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First no offense to anybody with ED

now I agree With Henry Rollins When he says there is no such thing as erectile dis function.The evidence is all over the keyboard!

Now on with false advertisements and females.
Stop Wearing the Shirts that say Hottie when you look like the rear end of a baboon who dropped the ids off @ the pool that hasn't been wiped!

Sorry just something that i thought worthy of posting

if its too raunchy move it to the lobby plz. thanks





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Aren't you a little bit young to be thinking about erectile dysfunction?

Though I must admit, and I'm sure I'm not alone on this... things were much more 'ready' when I was 15. And by ready I mean 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. In the morning. In math class. During a presentation. In lunch. Those were the days.
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Aren't you a little bit young to be thinking about erectile dysfunction?

Though I must admit, and I'm sure I'm not alone on this... things were much more 'ready' when I was 15. And by ready I mean 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. In the morning. In math class. During a presentation. In lunch. Those were the days.
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I can still remember my mother coming back to our apartment after one of her marathon Erhard Seminar Training, otherwise known as EST, weekends and exclaiming such cultish ******** as, "Be here now!" "You're an a**hole!" Well, she got it half right but I remember wondering what grave misfortune befell adults to send them running herd-like into hotel ballrooms, pay outrageous sums of money to sit in folding chairs and be told for hours, by someone they had never met, how badly they were fu**ing up their lives. This group cry was classified as self-help. Why you had to do it together with hundreds of other people was beyond me but it made my mother happy in a slightly disturbing waiting-to-be-beamed up kind of way, so what the hell? Self-help books, CDs, shows, seminars, and retreats are everywhere. Your neuroses are big business. The only downside is perhaps someday you'll become strong enough to leave the temple with your wallet, so self-helpers are always quick to remind you that you're not quite cured and they should know -- they were once like you. Tony Robbins was once like me? Is it self-help or is it someone in a book or on television informing you as to your fu**ed-up-ness by reminding you of all your mortal and practical concerns that are an inherent part of adulthood in a broke ass country wallowing in credit debt? Is Dr. Phil going to pay your bills? Can you get an Oprah credit card where you can pay off your debt in hugs?! I think they take the facts of life and make them into abnormalities to make sure you always tune in. America seems to need a lot of help. Guys, you don't suffer from erectile dysfunction, the evidence is splattered all over your keyboard, you're just no longer turned on by your aging wife's naked body and now need drugs to perform. Is that the self-help they're seeking? Dr. Phil! Help! Give me some of that cornpone home spun bullsh** to get me through!

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It is funny that ED meds are covered by health insurance, but birth control isn't; funny in that sad sorta way.
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Old 02-26-2008, 01:30 AM
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I like Ed from the Enzyte commercials.
Thank GOD, they are no longer advertising during the NASCAR races anymore. Those adds must have driven millions or race fans crazy The ads were funny but not 6 times per hour.

I wish someone would OD on ED meds and BONE that stupid EFFING, nasal sounding, Flying Nun woman and her EFFING BONE EEEEEEEEEEEEEVA commercials

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