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Old 12-19-2011, 08:58 PM
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My wife is mean

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She's willing to make me look short.

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Old 12-19-2011, 09:30 PM
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She also looks like she's cheating on you with a younger Ted Nugent.
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Old 12-19-2011, 09:39 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can't stop laughing. Nice one.

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She also looks like she's cheating on you with a younger Ted Nugent.
You have no idea what a nice thing that was to say.
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Old 12-19-2011, 10:00 PM
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You have no idea what a nice thing that was to say.
'Tis the season for even snarkiness to be jolly.
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:04 PM
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I likes em MEAN.
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Old 12-19-2011, 11:19 PM
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At least she does say you ARE short......<snicker>
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Old 12-20-2011, 12:35 AM
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'Tis the season for even snarkiness to be jolly.
Nice snark... there should be a website dedicated to that considering how rare ti is :d.
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She also looks like she's cheating on you with a younger Ted Nugent.
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At least she does say you ARE short......<snicker>
Sure she does.

But in all fairness, she is wearing FOUR INCH HEELS.
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Old 12-20-2011, 05:48 AM
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She could have been even meaner and made you leave the hat at home.
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Old 12-20-2011, 07:26 AM
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Hope you don't mind a compliment, but your wife is a mighty fine looking woman, and she doesn't look like she has a mean bone in her body.
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Old 12-20-2011, 09:04 AM
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Damn, she IS mean. Looks like she did your hair like hers too.
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Damn, she IS mean. Looks like she did your hair like hers too.
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Old 12-20-2011, 11:19 AM
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Nice snark... there should be a website dedicated to that considering how rare ti is :d.
I think of nice snark as the mcrib of internet:

temporarily satisfying, limited availability, and a product of dubious manufacturing processes.
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Old 12-20-2011, 11:25 AM
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She also looks like she's cheating on you with a younger Ted Nugent.
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Old 12-20-2011, 11:32 AM
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I think of nice snark as the mcrib of internet:

temporarily satisfying, limited availability, and a product of dubious manufacturing processes.
The McRib deceived me into thinking that I wanted it only to find out that I didn't and I wasted my time and money perusing her. I mean it.
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But on the plus side, your hat is bad ass.
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