n/a's weight loss experiment

username n/a · #1 02-10-2011, 02:41 PM

Hi, I'm bored and fat. So let's try this. The plan in to eat only vegan food when I'm hungry and stop eating when I'm not hungry anymore. I'm not going to exercise, as it's cold outside and I'm lazy. I'll weigh in every Thursday. My starting weight is 174.

i_got_a_mohawk · #2 02-10-2011, 02:44 PM

I recommend lots and lots of white pasta. It's the best way to loose weight.

Carbs ftw.

CrispyDelicious · #3 02-10-2011, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by username n/a

I'm not going to exercise, as it's cold outside and I'm lazy.

ATTABOY!

MakiSupaStar · #4 02-10-2011, 02:45 PM

Nice Fassa thread dude. This is nothing but a thinly veiled means to brag about how you're going vegan.

BTW, I know a lot of fat vegans that fart a lot because of all the beans they eat. If you think you had problems getting chicks now, try attracting them with that kind of swamp @$$.

username n/a · #5 02-10-2011, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Nice Fassa thread dude. This is nothing but a thinly veiled means to brag about how you're going vegan.

Psh, I've been vegan for like a month. This thread isn't about veganism, I'm just lonely and want attention, duh.

Grizzly700 · #6 02-10-2011, 02:48 PM

MatticusMania · #7 02-10-2011, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

BTW, I know a lot of fat vegans

Same here. It doesnt work as a diet if youre just going to eat 30 bean burritos a day, and youre still being cruel to animals by keeping them in your house with the smell of your ass.

i_got_a_mohawk · #8 02-10-2011, 02:54 PM

Are non-vegans higher in the food chain than vegans? Can we eat vegans?

Actually eat them that is, there was this one vegan chick, tasted kind of like cabbage, but that's another story for another day.

iamlowsound · #9 02-10-2011, 02:56 PM

How many times do I have to tell you that you are not fat? Honestly, you are 5'10" and 174 lbs. By no means that I know of does that make you fat. Exercise and eat healthy and you will be healthy, numbers on a scale mean NOTHING!

lowsound

warwick.hoy · #10 02-10-2011, 02:57 PM

Veganism is another term for pretentious hipsterism.

Also,...it won't get you laid.

MatticusMania · #11 02-10-2011, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy

Veganism is another term for pretentious hipsterism.

Also,...it won't get you laid.

Veganism isnt pretentious hipsterism, though many pretentious hipsters will claim to be vegan. One does not the other make, in so much, though you are right. It won't get you laid.

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How many times do I have to tell you that you are not fat? Honestly, you are 5'10" and 174 lbs. By no means that I know of does that make you fat. Exercise and eat healthy and you will be healthy, numbers on a scale mean NOTHING!

lowsound

Well Im 6' and 172lbs, so by my definition, yes username, you are fat.

Just kidding of course! To the gym I go..... *whoosh*

warwick.hoy · #12 02-10-2011, 03:13 PM

Most if not all the vegans I know are pretentious and hipsters and the only reason they do it is because it's the image they want to portray to members of the opposite (or same) sex.

I realize it's a broad generalization,...but that won't stop it from fueling my indignation.

"Look at me I stand for something; aren't I so passionate,...clearly we should have sex."

MatticusMania · #13 02-10-2011, 04:45 PM

You may be right. I know a lot of people who 'used to be' vegan, but are now simply vegetarian. Not sure if it got any of them laid, but it got a few of them fat.

MJ5150 · #14 02-10-2011, 04:56 PM

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......and stop eating when I'm not hungry anymore.

Problem with that is your brain is about 15-20 minutes behind schedule to when you are actually "full". You'll be overeating at each meal on this plan.

Best wishes, stay in school.

-Mike

Passinwind · #15 02-10-2011, 05:00 PM

I just lost two pounds in five minutes.

tastybasslines · #16 02-10-2011, 05:00 PM

Just start by staying away from white flour, dairy, and fried foods and you'll drop weight.

Deathblade Eric · #17 02-10-2011, 05:05 PM

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I just lost two pounds in five minutes.

Five minutes? I'd cut down on the roughage mate.

Passinwind · #18 02-10-2011, 05:07 PM

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Five minutes? I'd cut down on the roughage mate.

No worries, I'm a multi tasker.

rr5025 · #19 02-10-2011, 05:11 PM

I think being vegan/vegetarian definitely helps getting laid. I noticed when I was a vegetarian it definitely made a difference with girls that were vegan or vegetarian...

Simo98 · #20 02-10-2011, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

Well Im 6' and 172lbs, so by my definition, yes username, you are fat.

Well im 6'2" and 150lbs. So by my definion, you're probably all fat.

At 5'10" and 174 pounds, you are not nesecarily fat. If it was all muscle, it would be a pretty healthy weight really. So hit the gym if you so desire, that or stop eating completely.