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12-19-2008, 12:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | Need help writing a poem
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I'm not what you call artsy or intelligent so I ask the mighty intellectual giants of TB OT to help me write a poem.
Basically I'm giving a girl a bottle opener. But its not just any bottle opener, its a topless blonde bottle opener mermaid lady. The girl receiving the topless blonde bottle opening mermaid is a tall skinny well endowed blonde girl.
Help me make a poem to correlate the two. 
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Originally Posted by THand  Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
12-19-2008, 12:18 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Write her a haiku
Please, take your top off
With my bottle-opener
Please, take your top off. |
12-19-2008, 12:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | You know Maki, after a get a goodish number of responses, I'm going to start a poll.
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Originally Posted by THand Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
12-19-2008, 12:25 PM
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Brownchicken Browncow | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | | roses are red
violets are blue
i'll ***k you with a rake
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12-19-2008, 12:26 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralElectric You know Maki, after a get a goodish number of responses, I'm going to start a poll. | Meh, I say your done. Put that on a little tag, and there you go. Trust me. After she uses it a few times top is off. You're in business. End of thread. |
12-19-2008, 12:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Massachusetts USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Write her a haiku
Please, take your top off
With my bottle-opener
Please, take your top off. | I vote for this one.
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Originally Posted by hover Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree. | |
12-19-2008, 12:32 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by standupright roses are red
violets are blue
i'll ***k you with a rake | LOL. This one, for some reason just had me crying. So funny.  |
12-19-2008, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar LOL. This one, for some reason just had me crying. So funny. | agreed.
Let me take a shot at this...
The Maid of the Mist
Has never been kissed
By the sailors that chase her all day
But I have class
And A really sweet ass
So open the Chardonna
Your vision will haze
Your mind in A daze
And then I will have my way |
12-19-2008, 02:42 PM
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12-20-2008, 06:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | ty, ty. |
12-20-2008, 08:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Wabash River Valley | | | +1 for the rake murder. |
12-20-2008, 10:40 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | This thread reminds me of the Faster Pussycat song "Bathroom Wall" 
There once was a girl named Cass
Whose boobies were made of brass
in inclement weather they clanged together
and lightning shot from her.......... Butt  |
12-20-2008, 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker This thread reminds me of the Faster Pussycat song "Bathroom Wall"
There once was a girl named Cass
Whose boobies were made of brass
in inclement weather they clanged together
and lightning shot from her.......... Butt | ASS! |
12-20-2008, 04:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | I needz more poetry. 
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Originally Posted by THand Really, what I keep thinking is:
put "getting drunk with GE" on bucket list:D | Taking parts donations for another Drunk Rock bass. FS/FT Montreux Little Buffer Ben Lindsey Jazz |
12-20-2008, 04:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Let me see your *****
I also want to see your ***
You are really ****in hot
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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12-20-2008, 04:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | delete that before you get in trouble. |
12-20-2008, 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 delete that before you get in trouble. | Is that better?
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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12-20-2008, 04:27 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Houston, TX | | | good luck ropin' her
with that bottle opener |
12-20-2008, 05:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Kansas City, MO | | | Open a bottle, maybe two.
This bottle opener was made for you.
Because when I held this in my hands
I thought of both you and your glands.
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12-20-2008, 08:40 PM
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