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Old 12-28-2009, 04:50 AM
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So as it happens, there comes a time where we all get an itch and it is impeccable that we scratch it, except I did not scratch but instead I pinched the area.

And I pinched it a tab bit too hard, ripped some skin off, can barely walk or move at all due to scab developing

Let this be a lesson to you all, DO NOT PINCH YOUR JEWELS, but scratch.....lightly
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:12 AM
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Dayum dude, ouch

I think most of us know not to do that already, but thanks for the heads up haha

This reminds me of my mate's accident whilst he was trimming.. Need I say more?
He wasn't seriously hurt but he does have some skin off
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Old 12-28-2009, 05:24 AM
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I once had an accident whilst trimming. thankfully it wasn't too bad.
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Old 12-28-2009, 06:55 AM
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Holy hell man, be careful with those things.
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the OP made me cringe.
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Old 12-28-2009, 08:16 AM
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Lol how did you manage to do that? Were you drunk?
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:04 AM
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:58 AM
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The hell you say? Next, you'll probably tell me not to bang my penis between two sharp rocks.
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The hell you say? Next, you'll probably tell me not to bang my penis between two sharp rocks.
Pfft, like that ever hurt anyone.
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:24 AM
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:40 AM
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DON'T PRETEND YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT

What about pinching someone else's jewels?
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Old 12-28-2009, 10:56 AM
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What about pinching someone else's jewels?
Ive pinched some jewels in my day...
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:27 PM
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Old 12-28-2009, 03:31 PM
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I got bored of small time pinching jewels and moved up the ladder.
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