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03-24-2009, 09:52 AM
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Originally Posted by news.bbc.co.uk 60-foot penis painted on roof
An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling. | I won't link to the original because the picture might offend audiences in the US (although its conisdered appropriate to post on the BBC in the UK), but its worth checking out the BBC news page and searching for it. Funny, funny stuff! 
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03-24-2009, 09:59 AM
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03-24-2009, 10:00 AM
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03-24-2009, 10:03 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Kid got back at his parents in quite the fashion. |
03-24-2009, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by joeinsprings Kid got back at his parents in quite the fashion. | Yes, 'cos rich spoiled kids have so much to "get back at" for. 
What they do? Make him drive the '07 Land Rover instead of the '09? How dare they?
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03-24-2009, 10:10 AM
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03-24-2009, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by hover Yes, 'cos rich spoiled kids have so much to "get back at" for.
What they do? Make him drive the '07 Land Rover instead of the '09? How dare they? | Whatever it was, it made him mad enough to paint a 60ft member on their rooftop. What kid would not want to do that to their school or something? |
03-24-2009, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar |
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03-24-2009, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by hover Yes, 'cos rich spoiled kids have so much to "get back at" for.
What they do? Make him drive the '07 Land Rover instead of the '09? How dare they? | Right, because having money makes you a good parent 
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03-24-2009, 12:08 PM
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03-24-2009, 12:11 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I was searching for the story on the BBC website when I came across this gem which I find hilarious:
Student is fined for snow phallus
A student who built a 4ft (1.219 metres) phallus out of snow in a park was given a fixed penalty fine of £80.
John Knowles, 18, a history student at Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge, created the snow sculpture on Parker's Piece near the Parkside police station.
Mr Knowles was told that he had caused public offence for the "intricate" creation in a "prominent position".
A police spokeswoman said: "The officer took the view that it could cause offence and issued a fine."
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03-24-2009, 12:13 PM
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Originally Posted by joeinsprings Whatever it was, it made him mad enough to paint a 60ft member on their rooftop. What kid would not want to do that to their school or something? |
Personally, I would NOT do this in anger, but out of love. 
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03-24-2009, 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour I won't link to the original because the picture might offend audiences in the US (although its conisdered appropriate to post on the BBC in the UK), but its worth checking out the BBC news page and searching for it. Funny, funny stuff! | offend audiences in the US? we are the KINGS of dirty comedy.
KINGS.
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03-24-2009, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by hover What they do? Make him drive the '07 Land Rover instead of the '09? How dare they? | If they really wanted to punish him, they'd make him pay the repair bills on those things.
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03-24-2009, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by TLW offend audiences in the US? we are the KINGS of dirty comedy.
KINGS. | Here at TB we have a NSFW rule that disallows an image of a phallus to be posted in the forums. |
03-24-2009, 02:25 PM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ohio | | | LOL. Now that's funny. As a police officer working in a town with two colleges, we get frequent calls during the winter from stodgy old ladies upset that some college house or other has an anatomically correct snowman in the yard. |
03-24-2009, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic I was searching for the story on the BBC website when I came across this gem which I find hilarious:
Student is fined for snow phallus
A student who built a 4ft (1.219 metres) phallus out of snow in a park was given a fixed penalty fine of £80.
John Knowles, 18, a history student at Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge, created the snow sculpture on Parker's Piece near the Parkside police station.
Mr Knowles was told that he had caused public offence for the "intricate" creation in a "prominent position".
A police spokeswoman said: "The officer took the view that it could cause offence and issued a fine." | hahaha why didn't we think of this when we were kids. 
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03-24-2009, 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by TLW offend audiences in the US? we are the KINGS of dirty comedy.
KINGS. | Yeah, american comedy is great
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