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11-18-2011, 10:22 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Frederick, MD | | | The Next Jesus shoots at White House, misses President by a continent
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Originally Posted by Unrepresented  It all comes across as the most soul depleting existence I can think of short of harvesting internal organs from baby kittens. | Bass Player for Cassandra Syndrome |
11-19-2011, 06:11 PM
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11-19-2011, 06:23 PM
| | | | The guy sounds nuttier than a squirrel turd!
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11-19-2011, 06:36 PM
|  | THUMP | | Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Memphis, TN | | | I don't know, the first thing that would occur to me if I had the revelation I was Jesus was not to attempt to kill someone. |
11-19-2011, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by FurryMonkey I'll bring some bath salts and we can eat each others faces. | |
11-19-2011, 07:03 PM
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11-19-2011, 08:05 PM
| | | | That video was pretty funny. I dug the part where he was talking about how the best things in life (he mentions sex and weed in particular) can be had for free.
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Originally Posted by metron Smoking bath salts?! Whatever happened to huffing paint? Kids these days. | |
11-20-2011, 02:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: New Jersey | | Well, given the fact that the Prophet Abraham managed to achieve that exalted status solely due to his willingness to murder one of his own children, I can't say I'm that surprised.... 
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11-20-2011, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by AnchorHoy Well, given the fact that the Prophet Abraham managed to achieve that exalted status solely due to his willingness to murder one of his own children, I can't say I'm that surprised.... | Abraham...Jesus...two different beings. |
11-20-2011, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by AnchorHoy Well, given the fact that the Prophet Abraham managed to achieve that exalted status solely due to his willingness to murder one of his own children, I can't say I'm that surprised.... |
That kid was a little turd from day one, and his paternity questionable.
He had a little mexican moustache. |
11-20-2011, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Time Monkey That kid was a little turd from day one, and his paternity questionable.
He had a little mexican moustache. | You mean Pubert? 
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11-20-2011, 11:14 AM
|  | Superfast 2.0 | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: San Antonio, TX | | | He looks like a hipster. I guess he thought trying to assassinate Obama while he was on the opposite side of the globe would be ironic? |
11-20-2011, 12:10 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | lmao, that video was hilarious. This guy is about as smart as a sack of rocks .
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11-20-2011, 12:23 PM
| | | | Well, y'know, Jesus was probably never that good with a rifle in the first place...
j/k. |
11-20-2011, 01:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: somewhere in middle America | | | Nobody ****s with the Jesus!!! |
11-20-2011, 01:45 PM
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11-21-2011, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by FilterFunk Abraham...Jesus...two different beings. | To some.
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11-21-2011, 02:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Tustin, CA | | | My thoughts? Well obviously a crazy dude tried to shoot the president.
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11-22-2011, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by macaroni tony My thoughts? Well obviously a crazy dude tried to shoot the president. | ^This. Any fool can say he's Jesus. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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