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Old 08-04-2010, 08:33 PM
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Nike needs Serena for this gig!

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http://acertainbeauty.com/2010/07/ni...1/#comment-400

All I can say is that it beats the heck out of looking at one more Michael Jordan ad!
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A Certain Beauty is an interesting website. It actually can provide some perspective as to why some black women reacted the way they did to the Essence fashion editor situation.
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Serena Williams would be the perfect pitch woman for any product aimed at butt excercise or enhancement. She is living proof that a bubble butt is simply a body type, and has nothing to do with a woman being out ofshape or fat. Serena is thick just like a running back or catcher might be thick. It's just that her thickness makes me very happy when I see it!
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Old 08-04-2010, 08:49 PM
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...She is living proof that a bubble butt is simply a body type, and has nothing to do with a woman being out ofshape or fat. ...
This. Amen. +1. Agreed. However you wish to say it...

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That looks like Eva Mendes in the ad.

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Old 08-05-2010, 01:05 AM
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Serena Williams would be the perfect pitch woman for any product aimed at butt excercise or enhancement. She is living proof that a bubble butt is simply a body type, and has nothing to do with a woman being out ofshape or fat. Serena is thick just like a running back or catcher might be thick. It's just that her thickness makes me very happy when I see it!
Yes indeed! Maybe they'll get her to do the next one.
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Serena Williams would be the perfect pitch woman for any product aimed at butt excercise or enhancement. She is living proof that a bubble butt is simply a body type, and has nothing to do with a woman being out ofshape or fat. Serena is thick just like a running back or catcher might be thick. It's just that her thickness makes me very happy when I see it!
I'm pretty sure a behind as marvellous as Ms. Williams' has some kind of magical properties to it... I mean it's just damned near perfect, you know? MORE NIKE ADS FEATURING BIG BUTTS.
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Old 08-05-2010, 06:41 AM
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Serena Williams would be the perfect pitch woman for any product aimed at butt excercise or enhancement. She is living proof that a bubble butt is simply a body type, and has nothing to do with a woman being out ofshape or fat. Serena is thick just like a running back or catcher might be thick. It's just that her thickness makes me very happy when I see it!
Oh I have naughty dreams about the things I would do with Serena and her amazing caboose...

I'd be rubbin' on that butt for good luck just like a genie in a lamp! Wait, that didnt come out right
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If that butt is an ambassador, I'm open to foreign relations. Saved that pic so I could "review" it later. In the name of peace, of course.
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Surely to appease those who feel Nike made an inappropriate choice of model they ought to reshoot the ad with Serena AND the original girl in the same shot? Mmmm, double butt.
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Old 08-06-2010, 05:47 AM
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Surely to appease those who feel Nike made an inappropriate choice of model they ought to reshoot the ad with Serena AND the original girl in the same shot? Mmmm, double butt.
Double Bubble -- that could be a whole new ad campaign.

It seems like guys have been hip to this for a long time, why did it take "the media" so long to catch up?

Also, it made me think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuNCMYKViN4
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Eh, I don't see it. I'm a fan of the big butt. I'm a fan of black women. BUT...Serena and Venus are just ugly.
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BUT...Serena and Venus are just ugly.
Yes, I'd agree. Oh, and funny, that "BUT" drop there.
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