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06-27-2008, 12:28 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inland Empire | | | Ninja sighting locks local schools down!
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BARNEGAT — A report of a ninja sighting in the woods near the Robert L. Horbelt elementary School prompted a brief lockdown of the township's public schools before
authorities realized the suspect in question was actually a camp counselor heading toward a costume party.
Shortly after 9 a.m., police received a call from a librarian at the local Ocean
County Library branch on Burr Street reporting that a man dressed as a ninja, carrying a large sword, was running through the woods, Lt. Patrick Shaffery said. Police than initiated a lock-down of the five schools as a precaution, police said.
The lock-down — which restricts movement in and out of school buildings — was lifted by 9:30 a.m. after police learned the man in question was actually a camp counselor on his way to a costume-themed day at the Russell O. Brackman Middle School. The counselor, who was wearing a black karate gi and carrying a plastic sword, was running late and decided to take a short cut through the woods, Shaffery said.
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06-27-2008, 12:31 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | hahaha!!! nice!
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06-27-2008, 12:33 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inland Empire | | WHat worries me is the authorities' oversight. We all know that where there's ninjas, there's also their archnemesis.... |
06-27-2008, 12:35 PM
| | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by syciprider WHat worries me is the authorities' oversight. We all know that where there's ninjas, there's also their archnemesis.... |
um... pirates?
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06-27-2008, 12:36 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: May 2005 Location: Inland Empire | | You win a prize!  |
06-27-2008, 12:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winnipeg, Canada | | | Oh wow. That made my day. Schools around here only get locked down for, y'know... Gunshots...and knifings... But never ninjas.
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06-27-2008, 01:03 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | So..........
They have a contingency plan for ninjas?? Don't they realize that if it were a real Ninja, they never would have seen him until he was slitting their throats?? That should have been a dead giveaway right there!
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06-27-2008, 01:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Houston, TX | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex So..........
They have a contingency plan for ninjas?? Don't they realize that if it were a real Ninja, they never would have seen him until he was slitting their throats?? That should have been a dead giveaway right there! | +100... didn't need to track him down... a real ninja can't be tracked down
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06-27-2008, 01:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | I wonder if he was chasing a MINJA! |
06-27-2008, 01:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, CANADA | | | This is so ridiculous I can't get over it. |
06-27-2008, 01:16 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | hahahha this is awesome |
06-27-2008, 01:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, CANADA | | | Can you guys imagine being one of the sane ones on the staff as the authorities decide to lock down the school? I would be so exasperated and embarrased as I sip my spiked morning coffee in the staff room. |
06-27-2008, 03:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura County | | | Didn't this happen before (I'm not joking)
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06-27-2008, 03:39 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Lawton, OK / Ruston, LA | |  I was through after reading the title didn't really need the report. |
06-27-2008, 06:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Amazing. They never shut down for UFO's. |
06-27-2008, 08:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | Ninja please! |
06-27-2008, 09:00 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | I thought this happened in Staten Island New York, where there is a man called the Staten Island Ninja. He robs houses for a living.
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06-27-2008, 09:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Winnipeg, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by WickedPissah Ninja please! | Lmao. That's terrible. I love it.
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06-27-2008, 09:44 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by CanadaMan Lmao. That's terrible. I love it. | |
06-27-2008, 10:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Virginia Beach, VA | | | This made my day, in so many ways.
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