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03-13-2009, 08:05 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | NJL is locked out of TB. Attack while he's powerless
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So, our very own Carlos (NJL) recently IM'd me on Facebook. For whatever reason, he's locked out of TB. He claims he's not banned, but we've all heard that one before. Remember, he's locked out at this point, so I urge all of you to slander him at your best! Anyway, I thought I'd quote y'all some of his gems from our conversation...
"i'm ****ing locked out of TB!!!"
"i feel like i'm out of crack, i can't post ****"
"no one is responding, not even Failson via facebook"
"pacman was online for a few minutes and never responded"
"i'm cold.... hold me"
"and i still don't have a snuggie"
There were other good ones, but they were all laden with profanity (flith mescin!). I think that's enough however, to start the failtrain a'rollin! 
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03-13-2009, 08:09 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric618 "i'm cold.... hold me"
"and i still don't have a snuggie"
| Shoot, this one's almost too easy!
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
03-13-2009, 08:10 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | This may even be worthy of some photoshop love.
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
03-13-2009, 08:12 PM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | I don't know him so well, but what the heck, a free chance is a free chance!
He's a bum, he always was a bum, and always will be a bum!
A bum with a snuggie, eventually....... 
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03-13-2009, 08:14 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkstrike I don't know him so well, but what the heck, a free chance is a free chance!
He's a bum, he always was a bum, and always will be a bum!
A bum with a snuggie, eventually....... | I wonder what he wears under that snuggie? Think he's.. you know...commando?
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
03-13-2009, 08:15 PM
|  | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | | I've heard that he likes to smear peanut butter all over his nekkid body and let the dog lick it off. That's the rumour anyways.
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03-13-2009, 08:15 PM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic I wonder what he wears under that snuggie? Think he's.. you know...commando? | I can't imagine it being any other way.
In fact I'm just gonna assume he's spending his underwear cash on snuggies. 
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03-13-2009, 08:17 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York, NY | | | Damn...what he'd do this time? |
03-13-2009, 08:18 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York, NY | | | Is he in a holding cell for shoplifting that snuggie in the photo he posted earlier? |
03-13-2009, 08:18 PM
| | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic I wonder what he wears under that snuggie? Think he's.. you know...commando? | one word ... lingerie!
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Did you learn to play through an instructor or on your own?
Turock: I learned to play through an instructor, then I got an amp and now I play through that.
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03-13-2009, 08:20 PM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by wabbit one word ... lingerie! | Dipped in peanut butter! 
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03-13-2009, 08:20 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkstrike ...He's a bum, he always was a bum, and always will be a bum!
A bum with a snuggie, eventually....... | Sadly, this was NOT 'Shopped!!! 
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
03-13-2009, 08:22 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by wabbit I've heard that he likes to smear peanut butter all over his nekkid body and let the dog lick it off. That's the rumour anyways. | You've heard that one too? I hear that he's shaved bald every cat he owns...something about being obsessed with shaved pussy (cats)..I dunno... he's been snuggie-ing them too I'd bet.
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. |
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03-13-2009, 08:22 PM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | |
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03-13-2009, 08:26 PM
| | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | | I can't quite make out on the box what the Special Bonus is. Is that some kinda vibration unit that you insert into a special hidden pocket within the snuggie? Kinky!!
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Did you learn to play through an instructor or on your own?
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03-13-2009, 08:28 PM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by wabbit I can't quite make out on the box what the Special Bonus is. Is that some kinda vibration unit that you insert into a special hidden pocket within the snuggie? | LMFAO!!! Didn't notice that!!! Gaaaahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself | |
03-13-2009, 08:29 PM
| | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | | This gets more disturbing(awesome) at every post.................
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03-13-2009, 08:38 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York, NY | | I'm telling you guys...he's locked up with his toupée for shoplifting a snuggie....  |
03-13-2009, 08:43 PM
| | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | Even though he didn't get away with the snuggie, i'm sure he'll get his 'Special Bonus' many, MANY times in the slammer. I now just realized why they call it the 'slammer'. Poor NJL. 
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Did you learn to play through an instructor or on your own?
Turock: I learned to play through an instructor, then I got an amp and now I play through that.
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03-13-2009, 08:51 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: New York, NY | | Seriously...look how miserable he looks waiting in line.....he knows what's coming..... 
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