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12-16-2008, 06:15 PM
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12-16-2008, 11:06 PM
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12-16-2008, 11:32 PM
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12-17-2008, 12:01 AM
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12-17-2008, 12:10 AM
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12-17-2008, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by cheezewiz her and I went to New Orleans to save everyone from the hurricane, and fight the weasels. | She and I, knave.
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12-17-2008, 01:56 AM
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12-17-2008, 02:11 AM
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12-17-2008, 02:59 AM
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12-17-2008, 03:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the Netherlands, Amsterdam | | | someone care to explain wth non sequitur is? |
12-17-2008, 04:19 AM
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12-17-2008, 04:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Muusers someone care to explain wth non sequitur is? | 
Also you spelled "what" wrong.
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12-17-2008, 04:59 AM
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12-17-2008, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Muusers someone care to explain wth non sequitur is? | Wikipedia (learn to use it)
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12-17-2008, 05:09 AM
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Originally Posted by username n/a | rod stewart must be your boyfriend, because you can count your IQ on one hand
(think that's non sequitur, right?) |
12-17-2008, 05:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Muusers rod stewart must be your boyfriend, because you can count your IQ on one hand
(think that's non sequitur, right?) | I'M NOT GAY, I'M JUST FLAMBOYANT!!!
Also you forgot to capitalize Rod Stewart's name.
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Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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12-17-2008, 05:17 AM
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Who's there?
Seven
Seven who?
Because seven eight nine!!!
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Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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12-17-2008, 05:30 AM
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