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02-02-2011, 07:19 AM
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Wouldn't you like to know?! | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Atlanta | |  Nun lies about rape to cover up affair.
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The ubiquitous "black man" strikes again!  http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/wpi...,7463355.story
Nun Lied About Rape To Cover Up Consensual Sex Romp: Report
EAST FLATBUSH, N.Y. (WPIX) —
A Brooklyn nun who claimed she was the victim of a brutal rape is now recanting her story, telling police she made the whole thing up to cover up a consensual sexual encounter with a bodega worker.
According to police, the nun -- identified as 26-year-old Mary Turcotte -- told authorities she was attacked by a towering black man on the night of Jan. 22 as she made her way to the Apostles of Infinite Love convent on Glenwood Ave. in East Flatbush.
It turns out that the incident never happened and Turcotte was attempting to deter attention away from a real sex romp that reportedly happened inside the Brooklyn convent, sources told the New York Daily News.
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02-02-2011, 07:34 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Santa Monica, Ca | | | Will these nuns never learn?
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02-02-2011, 07:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I'm on a Mexican wo-oh radio | | well,....she's a "some" now 
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02-02-2011, 07:46 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | God don't take kindly to infidelity.
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02-02-2011, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted by hover  God don't take kindly to infidelity. | Amen. |
02-02-2011, 08:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Chicago, IL | | | No pic, no nun.
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02-02-2011, 08:33 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | man, that one mysterious "black guy" has caused an awful lot of trouble over the years... he's kidnapped, raped, stole, attacked.... 
Now think about the days before DNA, camera, surveillance, (etc etc) technology was commonplace.
Kind of scary 'aint it? 
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02-02-2011, 08:34 AM
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Endorsing artist:see profile/Current Setup | | Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: CHICAGO,IL. | | | God knew it was going to be consensual before she did. |
02-02-2011, 08:37 AM
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Authorities immediately put out an alert searching for a black man between 40-50 years old, approximately 6' 4" and 250 pounds, as described by Turcotte. The search was called off after the nun came clean about her dirty, little lie.
| Yeah, that reeeealy narrows it down 
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02-02-2011, 08:48 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | no pic no dirty nun no mysterious black man. |
02-02-2011, 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Woodchuck The ubiquitous "black man" strikes again! | Great album title!!! |
02-02-2011, 09:02 AM
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Developer: iGigBook® | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Peoples Republic of Brooklyn | | | She's got a vivid imagination. I think she was describing one of the fantasies that she uses when she masturbates. |
02-02-2011, 09:03 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil Smith She's got a vivid imagination. I think she was describing one of the fantasies that she uses when she masturbates. | Yeah, she's got a real bad habit. http://instantrimshot.com/
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
02-02-2011, 09:44 AM
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Developer: iGigBook® | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Peoples Republic of Brooklyn | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic | Now she needs to choose which habit has the right fit for her desires. |
02-02-2011, 09:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Zürich | | | Anyone else notice she goes to a nunnery with "Infinite Love" in its name?
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02-02-2011, 09:55 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | so....when she's screaming "oh god, oh my god, oOooo yes!!!! yeeeeeeas!!!" is she just enjoying herself or praying!???
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
02-02-2011, 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar no pic no dirty nun no mysterious black man. | 
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02-02-2011, 10:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic so....when she's screaming "oh god, oh my god, oOooo yes!!!! yeeeeeeas!!!" is she just enjoying herself or praying!??? | Now that she's been proven to be a liar, I'm going to say she's faking it on all counts. |
02-02-2011, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by bassrique | bet he smacked HER hand with a 12" "ruler" for being "naughty".
wuh wuh waaaaaahhhhh...
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02-02-2011, 10:17 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Now that she's been proven to be a liar, I'm going to say she's faking it on all counts. | +1 | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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