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09-28-2011, 10:07 AM
|  | I ain't got no time to play... | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northeast Ohio | | | Odd craigslist ad
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Quote: HOTTTT FEMALE SINGER AVAIL (CLE-ALL)
Date: 2011-09-28, 9:49AM EDT
I am a thin hot female who wants to sing in a band. I will flirt wth all the guys in the band (even tho I'm sure they nothing to look at) I will rub up aganst them when I sing and will ware little tiny outfits on stage. That's all that matters right??????????
Even though dont sing very good...are there any bands out there who would want to give me a chance?
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09-28-2011, 10:23 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Minnesota | | My money's on a lady-type singer who isn't supermodel-hot and keeps getting rejected and is just taking out some frustration.
But, hey, if I'm wrong I have a 'group' she could 'audition' for. 
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09-28-2011, 10:25 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Make way for the new #1 pop singer in America, folks!
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09-28-2011, 10:26 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Wow, honesty in a CL musicians add! How refreshing!
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09-28-2011, 10:42 AM
| | I ain't got no time to play... | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Northeast Ohio | | | Honesty? or sarcasm...I may be with Bozendoka on this. |
09-28-2011, 10:45 AM
|  | I play the electric tuba. | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cleveland | | | Now you got me toodlin over to Cleveland's CL.
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09-28-2011, 10:54 AM
| | I play the electric tuba. | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cleveland | | | Mine!!! Mine!!! Stay away!!!! Grrrrr.
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09-28-2011, 10:59 AM
|  | Supporting Reggae Music | | Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: MEXICANADAMERICA | | my guess,...
forty-something male, high on coke, having his alter-ego take control of the keyboard. 
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09-28-2011, 11:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by pacojas my guess,...
forty-something male, high on coke, having his alter-ego take control of the keyboard. | Im sure if he were high on coke he'd have soemthing better to do than post a fake ad on CL.
Probably a forty something dweeb, high on dust-off, letting his alter-ego take control of the keyboard, while he faps one out to the responses he gets...
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09-28-2011, 11:03 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Double E Honesty? or sarcasm...I may be with Bozendoka on this. | Actually my post was sarcasm as well 
I was inspired by a band that I know who ditched their very good female lead singer for one who sucked but looked hotter.
They have more fans now than ever... go figure
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09-28-2011, 11:49 AM
|  | Registered User | | | | Hot blond , can't spell.
I KEED I KEED !!! |
09-28-2011, 11:56 AM
| | | | I'll bet anyone here $5.00 she's a mid 50's, fake blond bar hag who's voice sounds like John Wayne from smoking for 50 of those years and has a face like Rodney Dangerfield. |
09-28-2011, 02:44 PM
| | I play the electric tuba. | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Cleveland | | | Anybody want me to take one for the team and meet "her"?
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09-28-2011, 02:50 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Georgia | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kawai-chang Anybody want me to take one for the team and meet "her"? | Only if you take pictures |
09-28-2011, 02:51 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | I DO!!!!
Take pictures!!!
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