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05-17-2011, 11:57 AM
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Would someone have the time and ability to make this statue of Zeus be rocking a bass? 
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05-17-2011, 11:59 AM
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05-17-2011, 12:00 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:08 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:10 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:11 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by i_got_a_mohawk Greek Gods weren't well endowed, were they? | I heard they were all growers, not show-ers.
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05-17-2011, 12:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | | There has been an argument which suggests that's actually a statue of Poseidon, holding a trident in throwing pose rather than it being Zeus with his thunderbolt in hand.
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05-17-2011, 12:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Birmingham, UK | | Done. Wasn't that hard either.
(I joke, proper-ish one on its way  ) 
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05-17-2011, 12:33 PM
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Also to the OP: Red Fraggle! 
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05-17-2011, 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by chokeslam512 He is mid-windmill in the pose and appears to play with a pick... Maybe a lesson from RHCP's guide to tube socks would be in order? | See, that's what I was thinking!
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05-17-2011, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Fassa Albrecht There has been an argument which suggests that's actually a statue of Poseidon, holding a trident in throwing pose rather than it being Zeus with his thunderbolt in hand. | Yeah. Without the missing spear/lightening bolt, we'll never know I guess... I'm actually inclined to think Poseidon because if it was Zeus it would make more sense to me that he be casting his lightening bolts in more of a downward fashion towards Earth.
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05-17-2011, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Jimbob Jones Done. Wasn't that hard either.
(I joke, proper-ish one on its way  )  | Step 1: Cut a hole in your bass...
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05-17-2011, 12:45 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:47 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:49 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Stereo Joe Yeah. Without the missing spear/lightening bolt, we'll never know I guess... I'm actually inclined to think Poseidon because if it was Zeus it would make more sense to me that he be casting his lightening bolts in more of a downward fashion towards Earth. |
That would make sense.
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05-17-2011, 12:52 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:53 PM
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05-17-2011, 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by jwbassman You want something like this:  | Sweet...
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