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09-29-2010, 09:03 AM
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The dog ripped one off under the kitchen table the other night and I realized that I don't know the polite, official word for that. For example:
Spit...........expectorate
Pee .......... urinate
Poop..........defecate
Fart............ ?
Anybody have that word?
When you have gas you are flatulent, but what is the verb?
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09-29-2010, 09:07 AM
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Flatulate?
Let off an air biscuit?
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09-29-2010, 09:07 AM
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Or you could go with "assplosion".
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09-29-2010, 09:08 AM
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09-29-2010, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie I think even doctors use fart as the singular term.
Or you could go with "assplosion". | as a curious coincidence, one of my sons used to call it a "pooky" when he was a pre-schooler, I swear to god! "Dad, I made a pooky"
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09-29-2010, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic as a curious coincidence, one of my sons used to call it a "pooky" when he was a pre-schooler, I swear to god! "Dad, I made a pooky" | I'm famous 
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09-29-2010, 09:27 AM
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09-29-2010, 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie "assplosion" | +1
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09-29-2010, 10:07 AM
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09-29-2010, 10:11 AM
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So I guess no one knows, eh?
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09-29-2010, 10:14 AM
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" poompse " is the word for fart ...  when i fart , everyone knows who did it , so
why even talk about it ? 
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09-29-2010, 10:40 AM
| | | | I would imagine (though I am troubled that I am responding to this thread...) that flatulate would be correct.
My dog just flatulated.
The actual, erm, sample is called a flatus. |
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Dude - poot
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09-29-2010, 12:18 PM
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