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Old 07-19-2011, 12:19 PM
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The Official Gard Photoshop Thread

Wulp, I always thought there was an actual Gard PS thread, but my searches proved unsuccessful. I do know that his ugly mug has been bastardized and decimated in multiple 'shops, however. I think I time we brought all that horror love together in to one nice tidy little thread.

And now, without further adieu, here are my contributions to the ugliness that is Gard...



















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More of mine that I forgot aboot...




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Old 07-19-2011, 12:31 PM
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I feel so...

...well, "special" isn't really the word here...dirty...uh...abused....er.....um....disturb ed.....

...yeah, those will do.




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Old 07-19-2011, 12:34 PM
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More of mine that I forgot aboot...


Whoa! Would this be the much talked about Guardzilla pic?
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Whoa! Would this be the much talked about Guardzilla pic?
Yes sir, it would. And for damn good reason, no?
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I'm too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it HURTS...
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Man...wish I could photoshop...but I'm SO in this!!! LOL!!!
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I thought whipped cream Gard was Gardzilla?
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Gard's so mighty he didn't even had a thread like this when he became "famous".
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Well here's a few for the thread. One from the dark past and a tamer one.



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Old 07-19-2011, 12:44 PM
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Well here's a few for the thread. One from the dark past and a tamer one.

Maki is just so dreamy....

...and the Edvard Munch painting in the background is a nice touch.

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Old 07-19-2011, 12:57 PM
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I thought whipped cream Gard was Gardzilla?
Photobucket felt that shot was a little too risque for them!
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OMGZ!!!

what did Gard ever do to you guys???
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what did Gard ever do to you guys???
Didn't give them free basses.

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