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Old 03-21-2008, 07:48 AM
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OH my GAWD!!! No! Nonononono! Never in a million years!!!

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For crying out loud, never ever EVER ever never ever NEVERRRR!!!





I don't care how many shots of tequila are involved!!!
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It's ok, that's an OSHA and ANSI-approved board.
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Don't worry. You can't see here, but his hot Asian girlfriend is holding up the passenger's side.
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Heh! THats great
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It is nice to know that "they're" still cleaning things up down at the shallow end of the gene pool...
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Its still safer than the stock jack included with VW's and Audi's .... not called the widow maker for nothing

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Old 03-21-2008, 08:35 AM
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Wow, just wow.
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Old 03-21-2008, 08:40 AM
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What?? He had the foresight to block the tires so it can't roll before he jacked it up.
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For crying out loud, never ever EVER ever never ever NEVERRRR!!!





I don't care how many shots of tequila are involved!!!
That's sort of an old one, it's been bouncing around the various hot rod sites that I frequent. A definite Darwin award nominee
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For crying out loud, never ever EVER ever never ever NEVERRRR!!!





I don't care how many shots of tequila are involved!!!
You're right. I can't believe he is welding without a proper mask and gloves. What a fool.
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Old 03-21-2008, 08:54 AM
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here's another good one

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Just think, if that thing falls on him, he'll be so flexible that he'll never need to leave the house!
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Old 03-21-2008, 09:50 AM
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He'll be able to fit in a smaller bed when it breaks him in half.
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He'll fit in the overhead luggage compartments.
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For some reason this seems worse...
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Old 03-21-2008, 10:40 AM
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I think he's welding on the gas tank.
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Old 03-21-2008, 10:42 AM
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is it just me, or is his back two inches from that "support"?
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Old 03-21-2008, 10:46 AM
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no brains, lots of huevos
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Old 03-21-2008, 11:01 AM
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Hi.

I got that pic in a series of rather hazardous an painful ways to injure oneself, unfortunately can't find it at the moment.

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For some reason this seems worse...
SWEEHHTT. What a coincidence, an accident like that, on the last day at work .

Really reminds me of a true story one of my friends told me.

He woked as a fork-lift operator in a large warehouse and he and he's buddies used to compete who can load or unload a container fastest. The others were timing the performance as one of them grabbed the loading papers, ran to the fork-lift (true LeMans style), drove to the other side of the building and through the flap doors to the dock. The drivers always opened the back doors so it was just a quick braking and the first pallet was on the back of the container.

It wasn't really clear what happened one time, as one feller choose the wrong door (one next to the correct one) and drowe the forklift and the pallet right off the dock. There was something really light on that pallet so the forks were buried into the asphalt as the pallet and everything on it just gave away. The guy was severely injured and the fork-lift was obviously scrap as they had to cut-weld the boom and the rest of the vehicle was in a pretty bad shape too.

For some reason there was a ban for such racing activities immediately.

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Old 03-21-2008, 11:02 AM
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Here a few of my favorite Chinese OSHA approved work standards...

First up - The Padded Hardhat:



Next up – The very effective Dust and Particle-Free Breathing Apparatus:



And here we have the OSHA Approved Scaffolding:



And last up is a real gem – The Welder’s Mask:

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