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02-04-2008, 12:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Central Valley | | | OK Guys Here is our Excuse!!
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Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.
Wow!!
Did you notice this came from a Female Doctor!!!!!
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02-04-2008, 12:44 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | Good advice. I shall now go to the gym.
Maki.... need a lift to the gym with me?
OH MY GAWD did I just find a two-year all-access membership to my local gym!!!
Private Invitation sent!!!
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02-04-2008, 12:49 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Central Southern Massachusetts | | Wasn't this posted here last week, and two years before that where I read it the first time? 
Seriously tho...boobs. wonderful...will they lower one's cholesterol? No. Great for checking ED tho.  |
02-04-2008, 12:50 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I must have the blood pressure of a three-toed sloth. |
02-04-2008, 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Snakeman1066  Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five-year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busty beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
"There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.
"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.
"We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."
She added that sexy stars like Dolly Parton, Heather Locklear, Anna Nicole Smith and Demi Moore had proved to be especially good for the men's health.
Wow!!
Did you notice this came from a Female Doctor!!!!! | News of the century or what??
I'm gonna start staring more now that I have an excuse!  |
02-04-2008, 04:26 PM
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02-04-2008, 04:56 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Between this and the cannabis thread I have a lot of extensive research to do to confirm these findings. |
02-04-2008, 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by msquared |
Anyone know where I can get one a those orgasm remotes?
Might come in handy when starin' at tahtahs.
Bob
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02-04-2008, 05:55 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | well lets start getting healthy shall we?  |
02-04-2008, 06:23 PM
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02-04-2008, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 well lets start getting healthy shall we? | I think I added a century to my life just now.
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02-04-2008, 08:54 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Baltimore, MD | | | WOW!!! Agreed 100%! ^ |
02-04-2008, 09:27 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dallas-ish Texas | | | MMM! I sure do appreciate a women who has some nice curves!
BTW, the article mentioned some women that aren't what I would call very attractive, and besides, one of them is dead, dead boobies give no life!
I would suggest Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba (before the pregnant-ness shows), Liv Tyler, and a few more that I can't think of at the moment!
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02-04-2008, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson Holy Mama. I'm gonna be sportin' wood for a week. | mark, that was priceless |
03-04-2008, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by santucci218 well lets start getting healthy shall we? | Umm......yeah.........err.........umm........
Nevermind!!!
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