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10-31-2008, 09:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Springfield, Illinois | | | The Old Woman and the Snake: A Parable
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An old woman was walking down the road whan she saw a gang of thugs beating a poisonous snake. She rescued the snake and carried it back to her home, where she nursed it back to health. They became friends and lived together for many months. One day they were going into town and the old woman picked him up and the snake bit her. Repeatedly. "O God," she screamed, "I am dying! Why? I was your friend. I saved your life! I trusted you! Why did you bite me?"
The snake looked up at her and said, "Lady, you knew I was a snake when you first picked me up."
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10-31-2008, 09:13 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Indy | | Did someone's girlfriend cheat on them? 
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10-31-2008, 09:24 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | I like this version
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10-31-2008, 09:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Springfield, Illinois | | Quote:
Originally Posted by ElephantTalk Did someone's girlfriend cheat on them? | You know, thats what I thought when I first read this a couple of years ago. But I think the message is much deeper than that. Sorry, I've been slowly going emo over the last 4 years. 
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10-31-2008, 09:27 AM
| | Member | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Venomous. Not poisonous.
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Originally Posted by fitbass3p Sir, without any exaggeration, that is the nicest looking bass that I have ever laid eyes on. Congrats. | |
10-31-2008, 09:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Richmond, Virginia | | | Its not the old lady's business if a thug wants to beat his snake. |
10-31-2008, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by T.O.Bass Venomous. Not poisonous. |
"poisonous" is the way it was originally written you turd! 
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10-31-2008, 09:29 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Here we go...another relationship thread.   |
10-31-2008, 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by gonzorob "poisonous" is the way it was originally written you turd! | No need to go name calling, man. Chill. |
10-31-2008, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Stigs Its not the old lady's business if a thug wants to beat his snake. | Perhaps this is the deeper meaning?
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10-31-2008, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by gonzorob "poisonous" is the way it was originally written you turd! | Well then it's wrong, and consequently, so are you.
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Originally Posted by fitbass3p Sir, without any exaggeration, that is the nicest looking bass that I have ever laid eyes on. Congrats. | |
10-31-2008, 09:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Springfield, Illinois | | Quote:
Originally Posted by EricF No need to go name calling, man. Chill. | meh, thats just my sense of humor. It doesn't always translate to message boards. I ensure you I meant it in the most endearing way possible.
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10-31-2008, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted by gonzorob meh, thats just my sense of humor. It doesn't always translate to message boards. I ensure you I meant it in the most endearing way possible. | Sure.
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Originally Posted by fitbass3p Sir, without any exaggeration, that is the nicest looking bass that I have ever laid eyes on. Congrats. | |
10-31-2008, 09:37 AM
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10-31-2008, 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by T.O.Bass Sure. | Hey man, don't expect to come in and nazi the grammar in my thread without getting some kind of playful insult thrown your way. It could have been worse. I once called a guy a New Jersey Whitefish. 
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10-31-2008, 09:41 AM
| | Member | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | As an exotic pet owner I am actually incapale of not correcting people when they use incorrect terminology.
It's like watching a medical show with a doctor and having them point out everything the show got wrong. Annoying as hell but I can't stop myself.
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10-31-2008, 09:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Springfield, Illinois | | | Its ok, I am that exact same way when it comes to porn.
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10-31-2008, 09:56 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | I'm just going to fail this right now. You'll thank me later. It's a whale fail.  |
10-31-2008, 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I'm just going to fail this right now. You'll thank me later. It's a whale fail. |
I fail to see the meaning in this.
/rimshot
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10-31-2008, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I'm just going to fail this right now. You'll thank me later. It's a whale fail. | Maki, you've outfailed yourself. This pic gives new meaning to the word EPIC.
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