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08-02-2008, 12:34 AM
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Originally Posted by beyondhairy  next chick who asks me to take her to starbucks is unzipping her pants first | |
08-02-2008, 12:36 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: So Cal | | | how they know that ill never understand |
08-02-2008, 12:37 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | | I read this article yesterday. Some of those jokes are pretty funny; others I don't really "get." My son's 4th grade class performed the Odyssey as their class play this year, so I recognized the cyclops joke.
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08-02-2008, 02:06 AM
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08-02-2008, 06:58 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by IanStephenson very bad when drums stop? | Comes BASS SOLO!!!  |
08-02-2008, 10:46 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | Gronk and Oog are sitting on a boulder and Gronk says to Oog, "I saw your wife last night and.........." 
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08-02-2008, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by hbarcat Gronk and Oog are sitting on a boulder and Gronk says to Oog, "I saw your wife last night and.........." | i thought the earliest joke would've been something like...
"take oog's wife... please! but seriously, folks, oog'll be in cave all week..." |
08-02-2008, 12:04 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | | There was once a caveman from Nantucket..... |
08-02-2008, 06:33 PM
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08-02-2008, 06:41 PM
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Why did the T Rex cross the road?
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08-02-2008, 09:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura County | | | "That's not a Velociraptor thats my wife"
"So a T-Rex, Saber tooth Tiger, and Giant sloth walk into a bar,
The bar's owner starts telling a joke about T-rex's to the Sabre tooth Tiger. "
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08-02-2008, 09:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Ventura County | | | Caveman Joke 1: "That's not a Velociraptor thats my wife!"
Caveman joke 2: "So a T-Rex, Saber tooth Tiger, and Giant sloth walk into a bar,
The bar's owner starts telling a joke about T-rex's to the Sabre tooth tigers. The Giant Sloth gets mad and says hey buddy my friend is a Sabre tooth tiger. The bar owner says, Okay then, I'll say it slower for him. "
Caveman joke 3: "Hey Atoz, how's it been"
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08-02-2008, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by AlphaMale
Caveman joke 3: "Hey Atoz, how's it been"
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Now get off my lawn. 
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08-03-2008, 02:21 AM
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