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03-15-2010, 08:05 PM
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Now, how to tell the wife...
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03-15-2010, 08:13 PM
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03-15-2010, 08:15 PM
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03-15-2010, 08:17 PM
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Kate is yummy!
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03-15-2010, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by hover Mmmm, Kate...  | +infinity!
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03-15-2010, 08:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | oh, she is ridiculously hot, and I take no joy in her being "single" again, as there is a child involved, but yeah. Mmmmm, Kate.
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03-15-2010, 08:38 PM
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03-15-2010, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver *Spits on hand and slicks back hair* | I was thinking that, but not the whole slicking the hair back thing, rather something else.
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03-15-2010, 08:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: :noitacoL | | | ^ yeah, THAT will attract the ladies.
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03-15-2010, 08:53 PM
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03-15-2010, 08:56 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | That really doesn't work in written form, since it's not a true homonym but rather a homophone. Therefore such a statement would only work in a verbal context.
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03-15-2010, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver That really doesn't work in written form, since it's not a true homonym but rather a homophone. Therefore such a statement would only work in a verbal context.
Worst de-motivational poster ever. | No, people are starting to spell ho hoe. I really hate it too, because ho is actually 'ho', a contraction of whore spoken with an accent. There is no excuse for the e, but alas it is there...
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Originally Posted by Ray Salamon I think what is being said is that he can't find porn on the internet. Massive fail. That's like, Mark Wilson sized failing. | | 
03-15-2010, 09:49 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | This tidbit didn't even make it to my fap shuffle.
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03-16-2010, 01:08 AM
|  | Master of Reality | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: San Diego, CA | | | She doesn't do anything for me, but then again, I'm not really into chubby foreign single mothers who're rapidly passing their prime.
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03-16-2010, 04:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | She was really good in Hamlet.
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03-16-2010, 07:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Unrepresented She doesn't do anything for me, but then again, I'm not really into chubby foreign single mothers who're rapidly passing their prime. | The only thing about her that is chubby is in my pants. | 
03-16-2010, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Unrepresented She doesn't do anything for me, but then again, I'm not really into chubby foreign single mothers who're rapidly passing their prime. | Dude, get over yourself. It must suck to be as beautiful as you.  And on what basis is "sharted" calling her a hoe? ridiculous. utter nonsense.
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03-16-2010, 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by hover Dude, get over yourself. It must suck to be as beautiful as you.  And on what basis is "sharted" calling her a hoe? ridiculous. utter nonsense. | There isn't really any justification to confuse a gardening implement with a Ho. | 
03-16-2010, 09:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | jus as there is no justification to call her a Ho either.
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03-16-2010, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by hover Mmmm, Kate...  |
She's hawt! Would so badly... 
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