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Old 03-15-2010, 08:05 PM
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oh, she is ridiculously hot, and I take no joy in her being "single" again, as there is a child involved, but yeah. Mmmmm, Kate.
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*Spits on hand and slicks back hair*
I was thinking that, but not the whole slicking the hair back thing, rather something else.
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^ yeah, THAT will attract the ladies.
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That really doesn't work in written form, since it's not a true homonym but rather a homophone. Therefore such a statement would only work in a verbal context.

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That really doesn't work in written form, since it's not a true homonym but rather a homophone. Therefore such a statement would only work in a verbal context.

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No, people are starting to spell ho hoe. I really hate it too, because ho is actually 'ho', a contraction of whore spoken with an accent. There is no excuse for the e, but alas it is there...
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This tidbit didn't even make it to my fap shuffle.
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She doesn't do anything for me, but then again, I'm not really into chubby foreign single mothers who're rapidly passing their prime.
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She doesn't do anything for me, but then again, I'm not really into chubby foreign single mothers who're rapidly passing their prime.
The only thing about her that is chubby is in my pants.
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She doesn't do anything for me, but then again, I'm not really into chubby foreign single mothers who're rapidly passing their prime.
Dude, get over yourself. It must suck to be as beautiful as you. And on what basis is "sharted" calling her a hoe? ridiculous. utter nonsense.
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Dude, get over yourself. It must suck to be as beautiful as you. And on what basis is "sharted" calling her a hoe? ridiculous. utter nonsense.
There isn't really any justification to confuse a gardening implement with a Ho.
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jus as there is no justification to call her a Ho either.
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