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11-08-2010, 01:25 PM
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11-08-2010, 02:25 PM
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The most comical line from the Reuters post is as follows:
The researchers hooked thermometers to the scrotums of 29 young men who were balancing a laptop on their knees.
Priceless. There you have it men. The next time you want to plop that notebook down on your lap, think twice, and remember… you could be microwaving your man-friends.
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Originally Posted by Relic  Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony You're a very handsome man :D | |
11-08-2010, 03:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida, US | | | Another victory for desktops!
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11-08-2010, 03:20 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Who wants kids anyways?
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11-08-2010, 04:44 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Who wants kids anyways? | My sentiments exactly!
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Strange to say it... but Perry is a man who understands. | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony Back in the day, I thought I was hard. I think we all know I was pretty much lying to myself  | |
11-08-2010, 04:47 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Alls I know is that when I go to bed tonight I'm duct-taping a laptop over my frijoles. It's like a simple, easy vasectomy. Woohaa!
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
11-08-2010, 05:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: QLD, Australia | | | Who puts a laptop on their lap anyway?
Im pretty sure mine would give me 3rd degree burns if I left it there for a minute or two.
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11-08-2010, 05:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Well, my future sis-in-law is giving the missus and I her old Mac laptop. Im gonna get to work setting those sperms on fire as soon as I remove all the old hardware and fill it with porn.
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11-08-2010, 05:07 PM
|  | Is this thing on? | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Where else? In the dog house. | | | dingle-berries? |
11-08-2010, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Well, my future sis-in-law is giving the missus and I her old Mac laptop. Im gonna get to work setting those sperms on fire as soon as I remove all the old hardware and fill it with porn. | Im pretty sure having the laptop in the correct position will uhh.. restrict movement. 
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11-08-2010, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Simo98 Who puts a laptop on their lap anyway?
Im pretty sure mine would give me 3rd degree burns if I left it there for a minute or two. | 3rd degree? Mine gets hot to a level of 110 degrees of celcius,that's 1st degree burn right there.  Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic Alls I know is that when I go to bed tonight I'm duct-taping a laptop over my frijoles. It's like a simple, easy vasectomy. Woohaa! | Thank you for the nightmare opportunuties,I really needed that...the sight of a laptop,duck-taped to a man's frijoles...
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Originally Posted by Relic Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony You're a very handsome man :D | |
11-08-2010, 08:11 PM
|  | Hammer On! | | Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Babbling Brook | | A. Had my kids years before TB was born...
B. Using a walnut-stained laptop 'board' with custom heat shield... 
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11-08-2010, 08:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | non issue, as I had the plumbing disconnected after kid 2, 3 years back.
But I appreciate the article.
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