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Old 11-27-2008, 11:00 AM
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One of the most insulting online articles I've ever read.

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It's been said before: The bass player is the loser of the band. That's true even in video games. He gets the easiest job, and rarely is there any glamour to be found in acting even the most complicated bass lines. Everyone else in the band just looks at you and nods that yeah, you did your job, now get out of the way of the guitar solo.
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I think you need thicker skin. It reads very like a joke to me. Harden up
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Ignorance is bliss. Let him pick up a bass and even being to try to play it.
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:09 AM
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Ignorance is bliss. Let him pick up Mark's bass and even being to try to play it.
Fixed it for you.
My p-bass's action is about half an inch off the board. people have trouble playing it.

Anyway, the article was fine. The first paragraph pissed me off.
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:15 AM
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It's just a joke. And it's funny because it's true.

It actually looks like a neat toy though.
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:24 AM
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Man, I'd soil myself playing in a band like that.
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For the most part, the bass in like 95% of the songs are snoozefests. It's guitar solo-centered not bass-lick centered.
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:44 AM
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Anyway, the article was fine. The first paragraph pissed me off.
I don't have a problem with that. It's just characterizing how the general public (mostly in mainstream music) looks at the bassist.


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worth the premium if you're a dedicated bassist.



Okay, I have no problem with people who play this video game.
I have no problem with bassists playing this game.

But when playing this game you aren't playing bass.
Just the same when I play Gran Turismo I am not driving a car.
It's like saying a Logitech steer and pedal controller is aimed at Formula 1 drivers.

It might be good finger practice though, but it's not for being a bassist.
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He says "dedicated bassist" like he says "designated driver".


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He says "dedicated bassist" like he says "designated driver".


Well, in most cases that is true. Figurative.

Not in any band I have played though. Literally.
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if this is the most insulting thing you can find, you must not be online much.
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Old 11-27-2008, 03:14 PM
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haha who cares.. rock band/guitar/bass hero... all lame anyways
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Fixed it for you.
My p-bass's action is about half an inch off the board. people have trouble playing it.

Anyway, the article was fine. The first paragraph pissed me off.
Or you could have him play your 7 string without having all the strings ring out.

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Old 11-27-2008, 04:57 PM
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Heh. Whatever, you'd swear he thought all this up himself, like its never been said before, has anyone called him Captain Obvious yet?








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you know, if we jump around and have higher energy than the guitarist but not so high that we look like idiots, people will notice us more and would rather talk to us, the actual cooler guys and girls, than the egotistical guitarist.
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you know, if we jump around and have higher energy than the guitarist but not so high that we look like idiots, people will notice us more and would rather talk to us, the actual cooler guys and girls, than the egotistical guitarist.
I agree. The guitarist always ends up with girls that make turkey noises, anyway.
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I don't have a problem with that. It's just characterizing how the general public (mostly in mainstream music) looks at the bassist.


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Okay, I have no problem with people who play this video game.
I have no problem with bassists playing this game.

But when playing this game you aren't playing bass.
Just the same when I play Gran Turismo I am not driving a car.
It's like saying a Logitech steer and pedal controller is aimed at Formula 1 drivers.

It might be good finger practice though, but it's not for being a bassist.
Right? None of those games help anyone play anything but the games themselves. These people think they are musicians. But they are merely good at a game.

Hey, if I win at SuperMario, I guess that makes me a really awesome, tiny racecar driver with a big mustache.

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