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01-26-2009, 07:58 PM
| | | | One night, Soviet parents leave house to aid Glorious Communist State.
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Parents use caretaker to protect weak children. Caretaker calls parents later, asking permission to cover frightening statue of clown. Parents say "Foolish caretaker, we have no statue."
Children and caretaker found dead. Parents rejoice. Frightened children and weak caretaker not true Soviets. |
01-26-2009, 08:00 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:01 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:05 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:16 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:19 PM
| | | | You are home to watch Pravda on televisir about degenerate murderer who is on the loose. You look out the window door to beet field, and you notice Man standing in the snow. He look like foto on televisir and he smile at you. You gulp vodka, picking up fone to your right and dialing Local Militia Precinct Commissar. Back out the glass you look, pressing fone to ear. Notice he now closer to you. You drop vodka in shock.
No footprints in snow. It was reflection. You dullard!
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01-26-2009, 08:19 PM
| | | | One night man is riding mule down dirt road. Young woman stands on side of road, calls out for ride home. Is very cold in Soviet winter. Man takes off coat and puts it on back of mule. Girl is also cold. Man gives her sack of turnip for to wear. Girl is much thankful for ride home.
Next morning man realize it is day for buying turnip at market, and girl still has sack. He goes to her house. No girl is there, only father. He says daughter died in salt mines ten years ago night before. Man returns to mule, turnip sack is on back of mule.
SOVIET HONESTY IS STRONG! EVEN DEATH NOT STOP REPAYMENT OF DEBTS! |
01-26-2009, 08:21 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Richmond, Virginia | | | I love the wearing of to my turnip sack in the season cold thermostats. |
01-26-2009, 08:24 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
01-26-2009, 08:25 PM
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01-26-2009, 08:49 PM
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01-26-2009, 09:03 PM
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01-26-2009, 09:16 PM
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01-26-2009, 09:17 PM
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