"This one time at band camp"
Just wondering what are your favorite quotes or one liners from the movies.....any one. Please write the name of the movie so others know where it came from.
'tis only a flesh wound...."
I just saw a TBer use this in a post and it cracked me up "Be the ball Danny"
"That's what she said".
Pretty much drop the needle anywhere in "Caddyshack", "Stripes" or "Blues Brothers" and you'll hit a favorite line of mine. Three of the all-time classic movies there IMHO.
- "Looks good on you though"
- "You'll get nothing and like it"
- "Don't sell yourself short Smails... you're a tremendous slouch"
- "I don't think the worst of it is gonna come for awhile yet; I'd keep playing"
- "My dad never liked your dad"
- "So what? So let's dance"
- "The world needs ditch diggers too, Danny"
- "Lighten up Francis"
- "AAARRRMY training, sir!"
- "There was a fire... a terrible flood"
- "We have both kinds of music... country AND western"
- The whole rant Aretha Franklin throws in the diner before Matt Murphy and Blue Lou leave
- "Four fried chickens... and a Coke"
- "I hate Illinois Nazis"
- "We had a band that could turn goat p*ss into gasoline"
- "How much for the little girl?"
"Falling Down" doesn't really have classic lines but a couple of the scenes in it are truly memorable. Like the one where he's dealing with road construction, or where he's trying to get breakfast at the fast food place but they won't serve him.
I played the flute in band camp in the summer of 99. People thought it was hilarious.
My entire vernacular is made up from "weird science" and "goonies" quotes.
I don't even know where to begin.......
Listen . . . do you smell something?
"Nah im only joking - crucifixion!"
"'scuse me while I whip this out"
Just don't mention the war, I did once, but I think I got away with it.
(ok, not a movie, but still, great entertainment!)
"Wanna beer? don't cost nuthin"
"I have a good mind to slap your fat face"
The DI parts of Full metal jacket..classic!
"N T" Big difference.
"I have a question."
"What is it?"
"An interrogative statement used to gauge knowledge, but that's not important right now."
"Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
"This isn't 'nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
"I can get you a toe, dude."
all from The Big Lebowski
"Chicks like guys with skills. Bo staff skills, computer hacking skills..."
"I told ya, I was with my uncle in Alaska, hunting wolverines"
"You got like three feet of air on that one"
all from Napoleon Dynamite
"You're not as confused as 'e is. It's not your job to be."
"You don't record heavy metal in Dubly."
from This is Spinal Tap
Why don't we have one more drink & go down & cut that shark open?
"Hollow?" "Hollow." "F**k it."
Kurt Russell and Dennis Dun-"Big Trouble in Little China"
Bobby: Mister, I love the way you wear that hat.
Old man: [after taking off his hat and examining it] You don't know nothin'.
Lewis: Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.
Toothless Man: [grinning] He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
The best one-liner in all movies in all the world:
-Madeline Kahn as Empress Nympho in History of the World Part 1.
"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."
Dennis - Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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