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02-08-2010, 10:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Rogue River Oregon | | | Oprah=what's the draw?
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i don't get it,she gets paid zillions and all she(really) does is BS,ask your wife about you BSing and,,uh hey! great idea next time your wife complaines about YOUR BSing just mention all the hours she spends watching Oprah!
(gee sure glad my wife interupted me)but yeah seeing her pic on my MSN homepage with huge earrings and her(seemingly) being constantly in the news including her`battle of the bulge' hey girl! back off on the food and keep it tight! i don't need to stand in line at the grocery store and see yer hiney in the`Slurrier'(or whatever cheap rag),,,
gee toss me somebody else to`worry' about, Oprah `has hers' so let her go to the Dairy Queen in the sunset,Manatees need to be allowed to swim freely 
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02-08-2010, 10:09 PM
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02-09-2010, 02:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | | | ` is not a '. | 
02-09-2010, 06:36 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Grand Rapids MI | | | She gets paid billions because billions watch her show. Why is beyound me, but sheis rich because many love her.
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02-09-2010, 06:54 AM
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02-09-2010, 06:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Yuma, Az | | | Beware the wrath of The Oprah, for her army is a billion strong, and vicious in their kitchen knife-wielding vengeance.
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02-09-2010, 07:12 AM
| | | My wife is a 'closet' Oprah watcher.  | 
02-09-2010, 08:26 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | | She's a gifted interviewer. She can ask the tough, provocative and emotion stirring questions with a purfect sugar coating. I'm no fan, just an observation. | 
02-09-2010, 08:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Up the street from Fender... | | | I dont like those shows, all they do is gossip...bleh...
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02-09-2010, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by funkalicious101 ` is not a '. | +1. Watch out for punctuation police.
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02-09-2010, 09:24 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by CrispyDelicious *backs out slowly* | Right behind ya buddy. | 
02-09-2010, 09:40 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by CrispyDelicious *backs out slowly* | [slightly ahead of you, tightly gripping my man card]
OPRAH? C'mon, 'guys' 
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02-09-2010, 09:52 AM
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02-09-2010, 09:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic | GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!
You should be banned for that!!  | 
02-09-2010, 10:01 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | oh THANK you I now have an innie. I'm gonna go dip my foot in ice water to get my junk back.
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02-09-2010, 10:05 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Québec | | | Is there a Church of Oprah? | 
02-09-2010, 10:27 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by ugly_bassplayer Is there a Church of Oprah? | That's roughly equal to asking *Are there dumb questions on the internet?*
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. | | 
02-09-2010, 10:27 AM
|  | One lab accident away from being a supervillain | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Powder Springs, Ga | | | What? I love Oprah. She tells me what to read.
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02-09-2010, 10:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Québec | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban That's roughly equal to asking *Are there dumb questions on the internet?* | I was serious with that question. | 
02-09-2010, 10:31 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by ugly_bassplayer I was serious with that question. | I used no smilie
Edit: OK, to comply w/the old *respect* rule, I will say that IMO Oprah in effect is the high mucky-muck of the world's largest religious order. Beyond that, I do not believe there is an official church of Oprah(not a serious one, anyway).
And to be clear, I was not saying yours was a dumb question. 
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