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Old 02-08-2010, 10:05 PM
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Oprah=what's the draw?

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i don't get it,she gets paid zillions and all she(really) does is BS,ask your wife about you BSing and,,uh hey! great idea next time your wife complaines about YOUR BSing just mention all the hours she spends watching Oprah!

(gee sure glad my wife interupted me)but yeah seeing her pic on my MSN homepage with huge earrings and her(seemingly) being constantly in the news including her`battle of the bulge' hey girl! back off on the food and keep it tight! i don't need to stand in line at the grocery store and see yer hiney in the`Slurrier'(or whatever cheap rag),,,

gee toss me somebody else to`worry' about, Oprah `has hers' so let her go to the Dairy Queen in the sunset,Manatees need to be allowed to swim freely
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Old 02-09-2010, 02:34 AM
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` is not a '.
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Old 02-09-2010, 06:36 AM
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She gets paid billions because billions watch her show. Why is beyound me, but sheis rich because many love her.
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Old 02-09-2010, 06:54 AM
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Old 02-09-2010, 06:56 AM
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Beware the wrath of The Oprah, for her army is a billion strong, and vicious in their kitchen knife-wielding vengeance.
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Old 02-09-2010, 07:12 AM
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My wife is a 'closet' Oprah watcher.
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:26 AM
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She's a gifted interviewer. She can ask the tough, provocative and emotion stirring questions with a purfect sugar coating. I'm no fan, just an observation.
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Old 02-09-2010, 08:29 AM
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I dont like those shows, all they do is gossip...bleh...
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:24 AM
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Old 02-09-2010, 09:40 AM
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OPRAH? C'mon, 'guys'

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Old 02-09-2010, 09:52 AM
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:01 AM
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:05 AM
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Is there a Church of Oprah?
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:27 AM
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Is there a Church of Oprah?
That's roughly equal to asking *Are there dumb questions on the internet?*
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:27 AM
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What? I love Oprah. She tells me what to read.
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That's roughly equal to asking *Are there dumb questions on the internet?*
I was serious with that question.
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Old 02-09-2010, 10:31 AM
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I was serious with that question.
I used no smilie

Edit: OK, to comply w/the old *respect* rule, I will say that IMO Oprah in effect is the high mucky-muck of the world's largest religious order. Beyond that, I do not believe there is an official church of Oprah(not a serious one, anyway).
And to be clear, I was not saying yours was a dumb question.
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