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09-04-2011, 09:34 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Pay Per View shows that you'd pay to see but they'd never air
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Quite simple really. There are a lot of shows that you'd like see but they'd never air, for a variety of reasons.
I'll start.
A cannonball contest where all the contestants are pregnant. Biggest splash wins. |
09-04-2011, 09:38 PM
|  | Superfast 2.0 | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: San Antonio, TX | | | A boxing match between Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore. |
09-04-2011, 09:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | a real boxing match between Mr T and Sylvester Stallone 
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09-04-2011, 10:51 PM
|  | Esteemed Nitpicker | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: A Galaxy Far, Far Away | | | Maki, I'm impressed by how not pornographic that was. I'm scarred for life after reading it but you showed great restraint. |
09-05-2011, 12:56 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: NW England | | | I'd pay to watch those parasite leeches, aka The Royal Family, do a hard years graft in a real job.
I'd also like to see the Olympics livened up with a few alterations to current events...like bolting the hurdles rigid and lining the tops of them with broken glass, or a backwards marathon, or a crawling race... |
09-05-2011, 01:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Tennessee | | | Crack Baby Basketball.
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09-05-2011, 01:13 AM
|  | THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: USA; Mitchellville, Maryland | | Championship meat beating? 
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09-05-2011, 01:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Kolkata (Calcutta), India | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Kwesi Championship meat beating? | Woah. You really wanna watch guys beat meat? 
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09-05-2011, 01:37 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Big Island | | Sarah P. and Michelle B. mud wrestling. Well----------- maybe not! 
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09-05-2011, 01:40 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana | | | I'd like to see death row executions. |
09-05-2011, 02:00 AM
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09-05-2011, 04:28 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | | Scarlett Johannsen slowly and seductively eating bananas and sausages in a silver thong and a 2 post-its "bra" standing in a 3/4 rear profile, while Kim Kardashian gets poo thrown at her by monkeys in the background sitting in a pool of spoiled ambrosia salad while starving children burn her money and piss on her belongings.
That'd be an incredible 2 hour event worthy of TiVo.
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09-05-2011, 05:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | Extreme Engineering - Blindfolded Edition.
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
09-05-2011, 07:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | Georges S-Perre vs Anderson Silva
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Originally Posted by username n/a How is a picture of me feeling up a stranger music related? | |
09-05-2011, 08:33 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: California | | | Real snakes. Real Plane. Real quadripal...
Thats messed up. i feel bad thinking about it. |
09-05-2011, 09:16 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Time Monkey Real snakes. Real Plane. Real quadripal...
Thats messed up. i feel bad thinking about it. | I was with you until the quad part. Perhaps you could substitute weasels instead. |
09-05-2011, 09:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: northeast Ohio | | | Gather up all the CEOs who were responsible for shady mortgages and Ponzi schemes and let the people who lost their homes and life savings kill them. If it's a hit we can do a follow up- People who lost their jobs due to moving production overseas get to kill their CEOs.
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09-05-2011, 10:05 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: somewhere in middle America | | | Boxing in the special ol........I better quit before I go to hell. |
09-05-2011, 10:25 AM
|  | Bassish | | Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: USA, CA, Sacramento Metro area | | | Are we keeping this in the realm of the physically possible? Because I'd really like some Pay-per-view based future winning lotto numbers or something like that.
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09-05-2011, 11:17 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by runmikeyrun Gather up all the CEOs who were responsible for shady mortgages and Ponzi schemes and let the people who lost their homes and life savings kill them. If it's a hit we can do a follow up- People who lost their jobs due to moving production overseas get to kill their CEOs. | I like this one. Gladiator style. I'd pay for that. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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