perfect "that's what she said"!!@!

Execut1ve · #1 06-30-2010, 07:05 PM

I just had a perfect "that's what she said" moment, but because of who was in the room I couldn't do it!! :_( so now I have to take out my angst by sharing with you guys instead hehe

I happened to be in the kitchen as my mother-in-law was making pancakes. As she was ladling some more batter onto the griddle, she comments "This is a little runny, I usually like it a bit thicker." I had to bite my tongue, almost had an outburst

username n/a · #2 06-30-2010, 07:08 PM

Cool story, bro.

FL Knifemaker · #3 06-30-2010, 07:28 PM

**Mark Wilson** · #4 06-30-2010, 08:35 PM

Nope.

Me and a bunch of friends were driving behind a garbage truck, and around a bend in the road, it pulled over preventing us from seeing ahead.

Alanna (In the front seat goes): "He'll pull out probably"

Me: That's what she said.

Tommygunn · #5 06-30-2010, 08:37 PM

Better one.

A teacher was talking to her daughter (in my class) and as she was walking off she was like "That was a hard one to swallow wasn't it?"

We laughed so hard, even some of the girls were laughing.

**Eric Perry** · #6 07-01-2010, 07:19 AM

Best one....

My mom said to my brother the other day when taking groceries in her house through the rear entrance (which is kind of cumbersome with the dogs jumping all over), and my brother asking her why....

"I always take it in the back door". Talk about biting one's tongue!!! Haha

vbasscustom · #7 07-01-2010, 11:04 AM

HAHAHAH thats awesome.

jokn388 · #8 07-01-2010, 02:09 PM

At chipotle:

"I prefer double meat"
"That's what she said"

arbitrary · #9 07-01-2010, 02:20 PM

my wedding reception:

the dude who caught the garter belt was putting it on with his teeth to the dudette who caught the bouquet of flowers (they were a couple). He goes, "this is hard". My sister, as loud as she can, goes "that's what she said".

Nappa · #10 07-01-2010, 03:00 PM

I was once able to get "that's what she said" in four times in a sentence.

EBodious · #11 07-01-2010, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Execut1ve

I happened to be in the kitchen as my mother-in-law was making pancakes. As she was ladling some more batter onto the griddle, she comments "This is a little runny, I usually like it a bit thicker." I had to bite my tongue, almost had an outburst

well done. not a good mother-in-law joke. way to keep a happy marriage.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Perry

Best one....

My mom said to my brother the other day when taking groceries in her house through the rear entrance (which is kind of cumbersome with the dogs jumping all over), and my brother asking her why....

"I always take it in the back door". Talk about biting one's tongue!!! Haha

as for this: dude, that's your mom. very uncool.

but me, however, it would not be uncool to view your mom in this new light. so, if she is in my age range... well....

no pix, no back-door-taking-it mom!

**Eric Perry** · #12 07-01-2010, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBodious

as for this: dude, that's your mom. very uncool.

but me, however, it would not be uncool to view your mom in this new light. so, if she is in my age range... well....

no pix, no back-door-taking-it mom!

Holy crap. Easy tiger. First of all, it's a joke. Second of all, "that's what she said" in no way implies the person initially verbalizing (i.e. my mom) is the one "saying" it in a "that's what she said joke". Third of all, my mom is like 57. Fourth of all... actually, forget it.

Execut1ve · #13 07-01-2010, 04:36 PM

idk dude, sounds like a keeper to me

Shifty eyes · #14 07-02-2010, 04:13 AM

HAHAHA thats what he said...... ohh ****.

NJL · #15 07-03-2010, 12:08 AM

The Last Rebel · #16 07-03-2010, 01:18 AM

Me and a female friend were in a college lecture hall and the seats had those slide up, fold out desks. We're both messing around with them and she says, "Last time, it took me like 15 minutes to get it up." The room was packed too, so we were trying not to laugh.

sloasdaylight · #17 07-03-2010, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Last Rebel

Me and a female friend were in a college lecture hall and the seats had those slide up, fold out desks. We're both messing around with them and she says, "Last time, it took me like 15 minutes to get it up." The room was packed too, so we were trying not to laugh.

My response would have been to tell her they make pills for that now

Anyways, my best "Thats what she said" moment came last semester during my sight-singing class. My teacher will normally sing through the exercise with us the first time then let us do it again on our own (as a class), and we had just got done with a particularly notey example, and he had the misfortune of saying "Whew, that was a mouthful." I think two or the other guys in the class and I all said: "That's what she said" at about the same time and the resultant class disruption lasted for about a minute, at which point the entire back and center rows in class were breaking up in laughter.