Mine worked for several years in a Mexican restaraunt, where an older most-likely illegal alien dishwasher lady always pointed out(to my future wife)the cute guys coming in. She spoke no English, & would call out from the back, in a gravelly voice, "WETTA!"
I now(& for the past 10-15 of our 22+years together call her 'Wetta' almost exclusively. It gets some odd looks from the Spanish-speaking populace sometimes, as I'm pasty white.
Edit: Number 2 is Crazy Lady, & number 3, for when I need to justify my GAS, The Queen.
