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Old 01-23-2008, 09:51 PM
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I was reading one on another forum that im on.



I always find these to be very amusing..



They usually start off great... but then some dude comes along and posts a picture of some haggard jabba the hut looking woman


Usually with the caption "This is my honey baby..." or something of that nature.


And then, trying to be nice, everyone always says "hey man thats a good looking girl"

And they are LYING!


Then I come along and tell the truth and get chastised.
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Then I come along and tell the truth and get chastised.
That's because most people know that in Bakersfield one has the Pick of the Litter rather than the Cream of the Crop.
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That's because most people know that in Bakersfield one has the Pick of the Litter rather than the Cream of the Crop.


Hey, hows this storm treating you?



Grapevine is closed... all kinds of snow in frazier park.


good for me because i want to go snow wheeling in gorman on sunday.
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I was reading one on another forum that im on.



I always find these to be very amusing..



They usually start off great... but then some dude comes along and posts a picture of some haggard jabba the hut looking woman


Usually with the caption "This is my honey baby..." or something of that nature.


And then, trying to be nice, everyone always says "hey man thats a good looking girl"

And they are LYING!


Then I come along and tell the truth and get chastised.

Yeah, this is so true.

Hey, not everyone's wife can look like mine, right?


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Hey, hows this storm treating you?



Grapevine is closed... all kinds of snow in frazier park.


good for me because i want to go snow wheeling in gorman on sunday.
Radio station I usually listen to didn't let me know the 'vine was closed so I sat for about 30 minutes from Hasley to Parker.

Sounds like fun! I'd like to take our daughter up to Frazier this weekend.
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That's because most people know that in Bakersfield one has the Pick of the Litter rather than the Cream of the Crop.
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Yeah, this is so true.

Hey, not everyone's wife can look like mine, right?


YOUR wife?!?!?! I wasn't aware that my mistress was your wife! HA! Mmmm....christina.
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Remember when people used to debate about who was better, Britney or Christina?

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I think Christina won.
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Bakersfield jokes nearly write themselves. It's hardly fair.
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I met Avril at the Jimmy Kimmel Show years ago. She was actually really nice, well-spoken and wasn't wearing a tie or bracelets. She is also short...around 5' or so.
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Hands down. So is beyond gorgeous.
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I met Avril at the Jimmy Kimmel Show years ago. She was actually really nice, well-spoken and wasn't wearing a tie or bracelets. She is also short...around 5' or so.
i am so jealous of you.
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