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Old 02-11-2009, 10:05 PM
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Seriously guys. There's only ONE thing that can be done with ANY hopes of survival.

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There is only one antidote - chocolate. ALWAYS keep some around in case of PMS emergency. Use sparingly as you don't want a resistance to build up, but applied in just the right quantity, can stave off PMS attacks fairly well.
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Old 02-12-2009, 07:34 AM
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During emergency case of PMS, maintain a distance of at least 100 feet between you and the target at all times. Do not attempt communication, verbal or otherwise with the victim of PMS. Do not, I repeat do NOT make eye contact. And for God's sake, if she asks you a question about her appearance or the future, RUUUUUUN!


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I have one of those chicks who are immune to PMS, aside from the cramps... beer & sleep work well though. Im lucky, as this has resulted in a great sexual service with minimal effort on my part.
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Look, NJL was just having his period. It's very on topic in the thread, so what's the problem?

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No big deal. I just though I'd present him with an intelligent alternative to filling threads with inane posts.
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No big deal. I just though I'd present him with an intelligent alternative to filling threads with inane posts.
sorry, but you don't seem very intelligent to me.
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