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03-24-2011, 08:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hannover, Germany | | | PNSFW: Cult ebay auction listing (for a used wetsuit) - Well worth a read.
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03-24-2011, 09:40 AM
| | | | haha awesome.
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03-24-2011, 09:48 AM
|  | put a bird on it | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Minnesota | | that legend was great... Quote: |
Okay, here's one that was told to me by George, a fisherman in Mylor, "When the wind blew from the north many moons ago a large seagull hovered high above the harbour carrying a naked man in its beak, the man was dropped in to the sea and three days later washed up on the shore (dead), no one knew the man but he had a wise message tattooed on his forearm 'put vinegar in the water before cracking the egg in'". Mind you George does wear socks on his hands.
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03-24-2011, 10:11 AM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | It was funny for a paragraph or two, but just too much for me.
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03-25-2011, 05:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hannover, Germany | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 It was funny for a paragraph or two, but just too much for me.
-Mike | That's a shame, as the buyers questions are probably the funniest part  .
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03-25-2011, 06:55 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Haddon Heights, NJ | | | ^ absolutely, until it became idiots praising the seller for being funny, then not so much. |
03-25-2011, 07:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | Winners all round there.
Seller sold his suit for more than it's worth (even tho he's only getting 5%, thats still more than the suit cost new!), lots of good advertising for the companies involved and a nice lump of cash for charity 
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03-25-2011, 11:20 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I get x-cel wetsuits wholesale. I urinate in my wetsuits frequently. Therefore I would expect everyone else to do just the same. Plus that's my raw junk floating around inside my wetsuit. Again, I'm expecting everyone else to do the same. Therefore I would NEVER buy a used wetsuit. Although, it's cool that Xcel donated a wetsuit for the cause, I'm sensing a lot of BS in this auction. Not to mention if this dude is in England, a 3/2 is not nearly a warm enough suit. 4/3 plus booties minimum. |
03-25-2011, 11:43 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I get x-cel wetsuits wholesale. I urinate in my wetsuits frequently. Therefore I would expect everyone else to do just the same. Plus that's my raw junk floating around inside my wetsuit. Again, I'm expecting everyone else to do the same. Therefore I would NEVER buy a used wetsuit. Although, it's cool that Xcel donated a wetsuit for the cause, I'm sensing a lot of BS in this auction. Not to mention if this dude is in England, a 3/2 is not nearly a warm enough suit. 4/3 plus booties minimum. | Are there people who DON'T urinate in their wetsuits? Really? |
03-25-2011, 12:30 PM
|  | User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: East Coast | | | If you pee enough, a 3/2 is plenty warm.
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03-25-2011, 12:33 PM
| | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Buying a used wetsuit would rank up there for me with buying used bed sheets...NO WAY Jose.
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03-25-2011, 01:08 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MJ5150 Buying a used wetsuit would rank up there for me with buying used bed sheets...NO WAY Jose.
-Mike | Or refurbished condoms. |
03-25-2011, 01:09 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by EricF Are there people who DON'T urinate in their wetsuits? Really? | If they say they don't they're lying. |
03-25-2011, 01:22 PM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | I wanna see pics of this chick.
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03-26-2011, 11:20 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Hannover, Germany | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I get x-cel wetsuits wholesale. I urinate in my wetsuits frequently. Therefore I would expect everyone else to do just the same. Plus that's my raw junk floating around inside my wetsuit. Again, I'm expecting everyone else to do the same. Therefore I would NEVER buy a used wetsuit. Although, it's cool that Xcel donated a wetsuit for the cause, I'm sensing a lot of BS in this auction. Not to mention if this dude is in England, a 3/2 is not nearly a warm enough suit. 4/3 plus booties minimum. | I thought of you when I saw this auction, Maki - that's why I posted it here.
Actually, I half wondered if you'd written it. Guess not  .
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03-26-2011, 12:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Fella's from Truro, Cornwall, nice neck of the woods there, good few surfers. I wonder who won it?
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03-26-2011, 12:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Skitch it! Fella's from Truro, Cornwall, nice neck of the woods there, good few surfers. I wonder who won it? | Bears Don't Wear Wetsuits - A website by the same idiot that listed a urine-free wetsuit on eBay
Looks like whoever won it never actually paid. He's now getting rid of it via a "MASSIVE ****ING RAFFLE."
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03-26-2011, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Disraeli Gears Looks like whoever won it never actually paid. He's now getting rid of it via a "MASSIVE ****ING RAFFLE." |
I like his sense of humour, he's got some good lines in the Ebay Q+A and on the site, the man don't give a flip, good luck to him.
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03-26-2011, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by EricF Are there people who DON'T urinate in their wetsuits? Really? | I don't own a wetsuit, so I have to hang around the changing rooms and wait until somebody else takes off their wetsuit and hangs it up to dry, so I can urinate in it. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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