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09-10-2009, 03:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Chicago, IL | | | Is it possible to get an ex-wife transplant?
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Just curious...they suck! (or at least MINE sucks!)
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09-10-2009, 03:06 PM
|  | Life is Tough. Laugh more. Moderator | | Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Warwick, Rhode Island, USA | | But you have to know how to play the game.
This one from a friend of mine: Quote: ring...ring...
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Call me when the football game is over.
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| Now is a whole new training period.
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09-10-2009, 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Thor  But you have to know how to play the game.
This one from a friend of mine:
Now is a whole new training period. | WIN! 
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09-10-2009, 03:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | What assets are you transplanting? |
09-10-2009, 04:05 PM
|  | Endorsing Artist: Wild Turkey Bourbon | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Wilds of NW Pa. | | | I put mine on *Ignore*. Haven't spoken a word to it in six years ... and we live three miles apart.
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09-10-2009, 04:20 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | I thought 4 miles from my ex-wife was too close, so I moved in with my girlfriend. Now I'm 9.5 miles away. I could possibly exchange mine for yours, putting much distance between Us & Them.
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09-10-2009, 07:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | The ex-almost-wife is bad enough. But my reality denies her existence. Plus she knows better than to try and call, because she has a one-way conversation with a wall made of sarcasm and jerk.... 
Hopefully she keeps to her side of VA and I to mine.
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09-10-2009, 07:11 PM
| | | They say "Love is grand.'
My divorce was 29 grand.  |
09-10-2009, 07:16 PM
| | Endorsing Artist: Wild Turkey Bourbon | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Wilds of NW Pa. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RDT They say "Love is grand.'
My divorce was 29 grand. | And worth every penny. 
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09-10-2009, 07:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Bugtussle | | | I'm glad me & my ex-wife don't have any hard feelings.
My Son & I stayed here at our house and I bought her a nice little place across town, & gave her some cash to get her settled in.
Often times in a divorce, hard feelings lead to the kids suffering, some women get stalked or they argue about custody or whatever.
I wish my ex-wife the best. She may not have a relationship with our Son, but she is still his Mother. I'm happy not to have a hate thing going.
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09-10-2009, 09:45 PM
| | Endorsing Artist: Wild Turkey Bourbon | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: The Wilds of NW Pa. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Tama I'm glad me & my ex-wife don't have any hard feelings.
My Son & I stayed here at our house and I bought her a nice little place across town, & gave her some cash to get her settled in.
Often times in a divorce, hard feelings lead to the kids suffering, some women get stalked or they argue about custody or whatever.
I wish my ex-wife the best. She may not have a relationship with our Son, but she is still his Mother. I'm happy not to have a hate thing going.
Dave | Buzzkill. 
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09-11-2009, 01:54 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Chicago, IL | | | Okay...just a few tidbits...
First of all, to the poster who asked which assets I want to transplant: she HAS no assets...she's just a major liability.
Next, she lives in an adjacent state, 103+ miles away, unfortunately with my 5-year-old son, who I only get to see every other weekend. Worse, while she doesn't limit the existing visitation schedule, she certainly doesn't go out of her way to make sure I get to talk to him every day. She gives me no updates on his progress. And, worse, she's tinkering with our parenting agreement in every possible way she (as a lawyer) can find.
She's married now, and I have no ill-feelings toward her husband. In fact, as far as I can tell, he's actually a normal, decent guy. Since he's come in to her life, she's actually mellowed to some degree. But, it still doesn't stop her from trying to frustrate me to no end.
Great saying that love is a grand....my divorce cost a heck of a lot more than $29 grand - it drove me to the brink of bankruptcy and destroyed my retirement account.
I just want a different ex-wife. Is it possible to trade with some poor schmuck who hates HIS ex-wife?
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09-11-2009, 06:12 AM
|  | Supporting Member | | Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Ohio | | | I'll trade you my ex. |
09-11-2009, 07:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Chicago, IL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by cheezewiz I'll trade you my ex. | And I'll throw in $100 for your troubles... LOL
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09-11-2009, 09:01 AM
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09-11-2009, 04:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | My divorce, which is yet to be finalized.. almost, has only cost me $350, and isnt expected to cost me much more, thankfully. hopefully.
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09-11-2009, 05:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2000 Location: Chicago, IL | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania My divorce, which is yet to be finalized.. almost, has only cost me $350, and isnt expected to cost me much more, thankfully. hopefully. | You're either a smart man or you have a reasonable (soon-to-be-ex-) wife...or both!
Congrats on keeping your money out of the court system's hands!
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09-11-2009, 06:21 PM
|  | I hate. | | Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: The state of denial. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania My divorce, which is yet to be finalized.. almost, has only cost me $350, and isnt expected to cost me much more, thankfully. hopefully. | I'm in the same boat. I'm just waiting on finalization, and my out-of-pocket expenses total up to $0.
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09-11-2009, 07:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan USA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by RAM Just curious...they suck! (or at least MINE sucks!) | What's her number? 
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