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06-06-2008, 07:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | post the punchline thread.
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06-06-2008, 08:08 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | | My favorite punchline ever, it's a sample off a beastie boys song (I can't remember which on eat the moment) but I have never heard the joke.......
"If I knew it was gonna be that kind of party, I would have put my **** in the mashed potatoes"
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06-06-2008, 08:09 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken.
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert  He who throws mud only loses ground. | |
06-06-2008, 08:10 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | 'Happy birthday'.
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. | |
06-06-2008, 08:14 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | His gerbil came out & saw his shadow. |
06-06-2008, 08:16 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Houston, TX | | | rectum? hell no, it damn near killed 'em! |
06-06-2008, 08:28 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | 'Tight, huh?'
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert He who throws mud only loses ground. | |
06-06-2008, 08:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Modesto, CA | | | "But then the dog would lick my face the entire time"
"You're scared? I'm the one who's got to walk out of here alone!!"
"Because he got his **** stuck in the chicken"
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06-06-2008, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by KeithBMI Pacman. He serves out nice warm portions of kickass. | |
06-06-2008, 08:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | Good one! |
06-06-2008, 08:42 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jackson, MO | | | A few that I remember:
"Nah, I just peeled the scab and let the puss run."
"Help me find my van, and we can ride outta here."
*bends over with butt towards the game warden* "...Hell, I don't know. Why don't you tell me?"
And finally
"Nothin'. You done told her twice."
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06-06-2008, 08:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | the frog was probably on its way to a gig.
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06-06-2008, 08:58 PM
| | | | It took an hour to get the guitarist out of the car. |
06-06-2008, 09:07 PM
| | Registered Abuser | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Flaketown Minnesota,USA | | | I did not have sex with that woman.....Ms Lewinski
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06-06-2008, 09:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Jackson, MO | | | They couldn't get the tailgate open.
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06-06-2008, 09:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassteban Because 'mad cow disease' was already taken. | I've always loved that joke. 
"Hey Harry... I just found the guy who took a dump in your tuba!"
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06-06-2008, 09:24 PM
| | | | If I had known you had more time I would have taken off my pantyhose! |
06-06-2008, 09:45 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC, CANADA | | | YOUR MOM. |
06-06-2008, 09:59 PM
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06-06-2008, 10:13 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN | | | *BANG*... yup, he's dead
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