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Old 11-05-2008, 03:07 PM
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I will explain them to you. Im often told I know everything, and while this is generally untrue, I am usually right. Most of the time.

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Of course it does. Everyone knows that the Russians are notorious for sending young boys off to fight in the war. Since this has not been a winning strategy the KGB suggested they try using young girls. Particularly the agile ones. Theyre like ninjas those little gymnists are!
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Old 11-05-2008, 03:11 PM
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I got this one...

They are rehearsing the nutcracker...

How bout this one?

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Old 11-05-2008, 03:21 PM
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Dammit, the last 2 won't show for me...
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Of course it does. Everyone knows that the Russians are notorious for sending young boys off to fight in the war. Since this has not been a winning strategy the KGB suggested they try using young girls. Particularly the agile ones. Theyre like ninjas those little gymnists are!
Ok what's up with that dude in the creepy skull mask?
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Old 11-05-2008, 03:23 PM
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Ok what's up with that dude in the creepy skull mask?
No, thats a storm trooper, he was tired of Vader's green efforts of bottling his own filtered ocean water and decided he'd rather go look at the little soldiers in training.
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Old 11-05-2008, 03:23 PM
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I got this one...

They are rehearsing the nutcracker...

How bout this one?

He's refilling his Mr Fusion before flying off in a stolen Delorean to the Death Star.

This picture explains it all:



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there actually IS an explanation. http://www.andrewkreps.com/bozhkov7.html
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Old 11-05-2008, 03:28 PM
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Vader has gone green and now filters his own drinking water. The ocean, being a very abundant source of water, was naturally his first destination, he is, after all, not from Earth and most likely was unaware of the high sodium content.
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I got this one...

They are rehearsing the nutcracker...

How bout this one?

Wrong, the nutcracker hasnt been performed in Russia in decades! unless this picture is dated 1934, you are incorrect.
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there actually IS an explanation. http://www.andrewkreps.com/bozhkov7.html
As funny as that is, it is still incorrect. Why would Vader want to filter the Black see? I would imagine he would first head towards the Red Sea, thus trying to make it darker.
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Wrong, the nutcracker hasnt been performed in Russia in decades! unless this picture is dated 1934, you are incorrect.
Could be, but I didn't see anywhere where this picture was dated or indicated it was taken in Russia...



And this?
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Old 11-05-2008, 04:06 PM
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Could be, but I didn't see anywhere where this picture was dated or indicated it was taken in Russia...



And this?
It was obviously taken in Russia, theyre wearing the standard russian leotard, perfect for gymnast ninja action.

But I cant see your other picture...
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There is a perfectly logical explanation behind this picture. That man is a Carnie, as well as a Chester. He runs the local carnivals preying on small children that didn't win the goldfish, and entices them with the prizes on his hat to get them in his van.
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Old 11-05-2008, 04:32 PM
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Makes no sense, but makes me horny



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Incorrect. Plenty of sense has been made of this. What doesnt make sense is why youre getting turned on looking at 13 year old russian soldiers. That, makes no sense.
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