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04-05-2009, 12:58 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coast of Canada | | | Post your spam e-mail subjects!
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I know y'all get em. Those spams about extending this, or makeing money over the phone. But then every once in a while you get one that strikes you as really funny, and you LOL yourself into a coma.
Post 'em here!
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04-05-2009, 01:17 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | | I have one that only says "Healthy bones"
"You forgot you T-Short"
And one falsely sent from my own email that ironically says "The evening is all ours"
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Originally Posted by tom once dead  Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
04-05-2009, 01:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | Guitar Hero:Metallica
Funnies spam from the offical site.Dumb***es.
From "We won't have videos,EVER!" to this...sigh... 
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Originally Posted by Relic Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
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04-05-2009, 01:34 PM
|  | Guess what?! I got a fever! | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San jose, Cal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep I know y'all get em. | Nope!
Heh, I block spam for living (work for barracuda networks) - i get no spam in my personal email account. 
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04-05-2009, 01:36 PM
|  | NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN! | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada | | | All of my spam gets filtered out of my inbox, so I never bother to look at it. |
04-05-2009, 01:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | Girls will call you largissimo. |
04-05-2009, 02:05 PM
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Never opened it... it will live in my inbox for eternity. |
04-05-2009, 02:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | | | Your Friend Shall Rise when the large presence of Big Loads of Women.
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Returned in a limited capacity due to noise
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04-05-2009, 02:28 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | Isn't there already a thread about this?
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Originally Posted by Darkstrike If I kicked my dog in time to the music his cries would be better 'singing'. | |
04-05-2009, 02:43 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coast of Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Happynoj Isn't there already a thread about this? | Smell that? Thats irony.... 
Or my iron is burning my clothes.....  |
04-05-2009, 03:09 PM
| | The only winning move is not to play. | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Gainesville/Ft. Lauderdale, FL | | | Timeshare draining you?
Anything less than 6 inches is shameful
Won't forget last night
re: Jobs Available!
$10 / mo Promotion For last nameemail#
...HAVE YOU SEEN THE WOMEN IN RUSSIA
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s You're getting laid and you guys are still bitching? | |
04-05-2009, 03:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderscreech Your Friend Shall Rise when the large presence of Big Loads of Women. | That's a band namin'
B.L.O.W.
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | |
04-05-2009, 07:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Happynoj Isn't there already a thread about this? | Yeah, in fact, I think I made it. |
04-05-2009, 09:43 PM
|  | Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Moderator | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Heber Springs, Arkansas | | | What I want to know is who told all of these spammers that I have a small member.
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04-05-2009, 10:09 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | | that's funny, they seem to thing i need viagra.
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04-06-2009, 03:48 AM
|  | <-- That guy looks like me, but old. | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Arlington TX | | | I love when the spammers try to use random phrases that will get past the filter...and then it's a viagra ad or something.
The one I remember best right now was "rapturous asparagus"
That is totally a band name.
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04-06-2009, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted by NJL that's funny, they seem to thing i need viagra. | Some one should warn them that you quit the job already. 
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Originally Posted by Relic Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony You're a very handsome man :D | |
04-06-2009, 06:51 AM
|  | Unprofessional TalkBass Contributor | | Join Date: Dec 1999 Location: Brighton, England, UK, Europe | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lesser All of my spam gets filtered out of my inbox, so I never bother to look at it. | Same here - but other things get in there as well - like the reminder that my supporting membership on TB had run out!! 
The last spam I got had as its title :
"Let's hope the personalisation works"
Nope!!
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04-14-2009, 08:52 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | Write me back, bastard! |
04-14-2009, 09:59 PM
|  | Some carrots are humiliated publicly | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY | | | "Bigger Snake For Few Days 'n Few Bucks"
But I don't own a snake. I think they got the wrong guy. And if I had one, why would I want it to get bigger?!
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