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Old 06-21-2010, 09:37 AM
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I suggest that they put a wedding ring over the well... it should stop putting out in very short order!
Yes, I know I am making light of a bad situation... trying very hard to find something to laugh about while we watch this mess unfold.
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Well, if they put an engagement ring on it it'll put out more and be generally pleasing...
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Old 06-21-2010, 10:30 AM
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Well, if they put an engagement ring on it it'll put out more and be generally pleasing...
Historically, this only works for the short-run with the long term output being significantly reduced.
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Old 06-21-2010, 11:04 AM
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The fake BP twitter account(BPGlobalPR) has been good for a few laughs.
First post was:
We regretfully admit that something has happened off of the Gulf Coast. More to come.

Some other gems...

*If we can make it so the ocean can be set on fire, doesn't that make us like the David Copperfield of oil?
*You know what they say about the ocean... Once it goes black it never goes back! JOKING - the water is brown.
*Catastrophe is a strong word, let's all agree to call it a whoopsie daisy.
*We just saw a shark fight an octopus inside the geyser. Almost made this whole thing worth it.
*If we had a dollar for every complaint about this oil spill, it wouldn't compare to our current fortune. Oil is a lucrative industry!
*The good news: Mermaids are real. The bad news: They are now extinct.
*I'm sorry, are people mad at us for drilling in the ocean?!? Maybe God shouldn't have put oil there in the first place. DUH.
*The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick!
*We feel terrible about spilling oil in American waters, we'll make sure the next spill happens where the terrorists live.
*This horrible spill wouldn't be happening in the gulf of AMERICA! Arizona knows what I'm talking 'bout!!
*We're having an internal debate at the office. Is the Gulf of Mexico one of the Great Lakes?
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