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Old 09-16-2011, 07:30 AM
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Pregnancy from oral sex. Impossible, you say?

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that was just nasty in so many ways.
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I think "scandalous hoe" pretty much covers that.
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I think "scandalous hoe" pretty much covers that.
Yeah pretty much. I'm also of the opinion that you lay in the bed you make and that the father shouldn't have to pay supoprt for a child that isn't really his beyond genetics. The only word that came to mind as I was reading this article was "trash."
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:27 AM
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Oh dude, this story is way old. My brother was telling me about this 6 years ago.
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Any site that uses the words "dayum" and "day (as in "they")" seriously is crap and shouldn't be used as a reference source.
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Old 09-16-2011, 09:06 AM
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Any site that uses the words "dayum" and "day (as in "they")" seriously is crap and shouldn't be used as a reference source.
Yes, crappy writing, but they provide more links at the end of the article.

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An Eastern European model nailed former tennis star, Boris Becker the same way. After Becker made his deposit, she spat into a turkey baster, and nailed herself. Becker lost his really cute first wife over what he thought was just a little fun in closet at a bar.

I always say that a real man is a male who realizes that every opportunity at sex is not worth taking, i.e., think with the big head and not the little one!
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I did a quick search, and apparently Becker lied. He actually had an affair with this woman. I have to admit that Beckler does have nice taste in biracial Central and Eastern European women.



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You better drain it for a few months before you start having fun!

Uh-huh. I had to have three negative "results" before I was given the green light. Those little swimmers are tough!
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That would be enough to make a dude go off the deep end! She even admitted to the fraud and he still has to suffer the consequences?! He should still be able to sue her @$$! If it was me, I would appeal until I couldn't appeal anymore! There's got to be a 'reasonable & intellegent' judge/court out there!
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That would be enough to make a dude go off the deep end! She even admitted to the fraud and he still has to suffer the consequences?! He should still be able to sue her @$$! If it was me, I would appeal until I couldn't appeal anymore! There's got to be a 'reasonable & intellegent' judge/court out there!
If it can actually been proven that a man only had oral sex with a woman, and she purposefully impregnates herself with his sperm, I think that man should have the legal status of a sperm donor.

From what I can see, some feminists agree that a woman who makes this sort of a decision without a man's knowledge should have no right demand support for the child.

As a father, it would really bother me to leave a child without support, but this is a really ugly situation IMO.
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what about the last jaggers son, with that brazilian model that he had inter.. with a condom
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what about the last jaggers son, with that brazilian model that he had inter.. with a condom
I think that is different, she can always argue that the condom had a hole in it, and man can always use his condoms, and dispose of them himself.
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That would be enough to make a dude go off the deep end! She even admitted to the fraud and he still has to suffer the consequences?! He should still be able to sue her @$$! If it was me, I would appeal until I couldn't appeal anymore! There's got to be a 'reasonable & intellegent' judge/court out there!
I agree. But a reasonable and intellegent judge seems to be hard to come by.....get it, come by......
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