Problems with pants...

crimson_basser · #1 10-04-2008, 10:38 PM

The underwear thread by KL Knifemaker made me think about something...

First off, do you own sleep pants with the opening in the front for... you know...? (what a lazy man's invention)

Secondly, if you answered yes to the above question, do you ever have a problem with the opening being too large, and either there is no button, or the button is not placed right thus allowing your "junk" to well... pop out?

I seem to be having this problem with one specific pair of sleep pants.

Yeah i know, i could wear underwear or just get new ones.
Just want to know if anyone else has encountered this problem.

(boxer problems are also acceptable)

Basically, share your undergarment/sleep garment woes.

Tenma4 · #2 10-04-2008, 10:43 PM

No cheap boxers with no button here. The horse won't stay in the barn...

Tenma4 · #3 10-04-2008, 10:44 PM

Hm...somebody's gonna sig that. Ha!

WickedPissah · #4 10-05-2008, 07:39 AM

I have that exact problem. A wang hole in sleep pants doesnt need to cover the entire front panel.

TheDarkReaver · #5 10-05-2008, 07:45 AM

What the hell are sleep pants?

KsToaDangr · #6 10-05-2008, 08:02 AM

A slightly embarrassing story that almost got the $#!+ kicked out of me a few years ago. I was hanging out at my girlfriend's parent's house, and since I had spent the night on the couch, I was wearing a pair of pajama pants. Me and her were watching a movie, when her dad came in. I shifted positions so that he could sit down too, and my junk fell halfway out...needless to say, he was not happy. After that, I never slept over there wearing anything short of a pair of regular pants with a zipper.

Unrepresented · #7 10-05-2008, 08:14 AM

Don't know what "sleep pants" are either, although I'm assuming they're akin to pajama bottoms.

My choice of briefs limits the potential escape routes of my junk: no fly. The movie Loose Cannons has led me to believe that how they do it in Europe.

L-A · #8 10-05-2008, 08:21 AM

I have "supportive" boxers for the day, and loose ones for the night.

I hate it when one leg of the night boxer rolls back too high.

Ericman197 · #9 10-05-2008, 08:38 AM

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Originally Posted by KsToaDangr

I was hanging out at my girlfriend's parent's house, and since I had spent the night on the couch, I was wearing a pair of pajama pants. Me and her were watching a movie, when her dad came in. I shifted positions so that he could sit down too, and my junk fell halfway out...

Quoted for emphasis and posterity

TheDarkReaver · #10 10-05-2008, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Unrepresented

Don't know what "sleep pants" are either, although I'm assuming they're akin to pajama bottoms.

That's what I thought, but I was also thinking they might be kind of like the bottom half of a romper suit/all-in-one, complete with butt and penis flap

crimson_basser · #11 10-05-2008, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Tenma4

Hm...somebody's gonna sig that. Ha!

you cant call for it yourself...

that just wont work

and yes everyone, sleep pants are pajama pants
im not sure why i call them that...

crimson_basser · #12 10-05-2008, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDarkReaver

That's what I thought, but I was also thinking they might be kind of like the bottom half of a romper suit/all-in-one, complete with butt and penis flap

having a butt flap could be convenient... and disastrous, or just way too much fun

kserg · #13 10-05-2008, 12:12 PM

I wear my boxes backwards for even easier access...

eleonn · #14 10-05-2008, 12:12 PM

No pajama pants here just a pairs of cotton shorts (no the tight ones) no matter the season of the year. Those are great. Easy to put on and easy (and fast) to get off when you wake up in the middle of the night when suddenly all that beer you drank want to came out or when your lady demands some attention

dvh · #15 10-05-2008, 03:16 PM

Doesn't anyone else sleep in the buff? Way more comfortable and no "sleep pants" issues.

KsToaDangr · #16 10-05-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by dvh

Doesn't anyone else sleep in the buff? Way more comfortable and no "sleep pants" issues.

I used to, but my roomate started having a problem with it when I started falling asleep on the couch

jonathan_matos5 · #17 10-05-2008, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KsToaDangr

I used to, but my roomate started having a problem with it when I started falling asleep on the couch

im guessing he owned the couch.

KsToaDangr · #18 10-05-2008, 05:08 PM

^^^

nope, it's my couch, but SHE had a problem with it

crimson_basser · #19 10-05-2008, 05:17 PM

amazing, but she had it coming man
she should have expected it

gold_member_321 · #20 10-05-2008, 05:37 PM

I sleep naked.

But during the winter I wear closed front pj's for the very reason you stated. I cant count how many times I've accidentally given an entire room a show.