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Old 02-06-2011, 10:32 PM
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Say you're sitting around watching Food Network and all the food porn is getting to you. You've got a nice ham in the fridge, so you slice it up and make yourself a grilled ham and pepperjack sandwich, with a little honey mustard.

But when you need to get it out of the pan, you realize all of the usual utensils are in the dishwasher. What do you do?

You remember that you have a short-scale Strat in the cabinet and use that sucker to flip and stack your sammich. I knew this thing would come in handy!


Yeah, this is probably stupid, but I just sat through two and a half hours of Gangs of New York (finally made its way through the Netflix queue) to have the DVD start skipping because whoever had it previously cracked it and didn't tell anyone. They can't replace it, and I'm too stubborn to go out and spend $6 to rent it at Blockbuster or whatever, so I'm just going to assume Leo won and burn the rest of the night on TB.
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Old 02-06-2011, 10:44 PM
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A Stratuala?
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Old 02-06-2011, 11:16 PM
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Basically, yeah.
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Old 02-06-2011, 11:26 PM
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Old 02-07-2011, 12:39 AM
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There's definitely a market here...
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Old 02-07-2011, 10:24 AM
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Old 02-07-2011, 11:16 AM
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I've got one of those.
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Haven't used yet.
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Say you're sitting around watching Food Network and all the food porn is getting to you.



Just get your wife a shakeweight...



An old fashioned will take care of that
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Old 02-07-2011, 04:02 PM
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That is a sweet pan.
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A Stratuala?
A movie will be made about it: Count Stratuala and the Retune of the Undead.

It kinda also sounds like a body part: I just got my stratuala tested yesterday and looks like I'll need to get some lab work done to decide if I need a tuneup or not.
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I pulled my Stratuala gland.

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