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Old 10-29-2012, 06:05 PM
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Ah! I missed the non English thing. How's this:

Goodness and water are the same, each seeks the low places which the self-seeker shuns. - Lao Tsu I think it applies to bass players too.
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Old 10-29-2012, 06:09 PM
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For what you think is a good-looking girl, until you get close:

French - belle de loin, loin d'etre belle!
English - nice from far, far from nice!

It probably translates the same in many other languages as well!
We would call that a "50 yarder" in Scotland.
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Old 10-29-2012, 06:25 PM
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We would call that a "50 yarder" in Scotland.
Butter-face?
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Old 10-29-2012, 06:28 PM
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Old 10-29-2012, 08:14 PM
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A curse that I believe is originally old Chinese also -
"May your life be filled with lawyers."
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Old 10-29-2012, 08:20 PM
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My grandfather had a number of Yiddish expressions. One of my favorites:

It doesn't hurt you when someone else gets kicked in the ass.
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:16 PM
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:31 PM
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More from Russia:

No family has no ugly member.

Together, it's cramped; apart, it's boring.

Fools may sometimes speak to the purpose.

Everything genius is simple.
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Old 10-29-2012, 11:35 PM
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Butter-face?
Basically.
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Old 10-30-2012, 01:35 AM
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If you live in water, do not antagonise the crocodile.

A monkey knows not the taste of ginger (i.e. ignorant people do not know how to appreciate something).

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If you've placed your head inside the mortar, it's no use fearing the pestle.

- All direct translations from Hindi
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Old 10-30-2012, 05:22 AM
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For what you think is a good-looking girl, until you get close:

French - belle de loin, loin d'etre belle!
English - nice from far, far from nice!

It probably translates the same in many other languages as well!
We have a Turkish version of this.

The sound of the drums are nice from a distance.

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Old 10-30-2012, 06:16 AM
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2 I have heard but don't remember the sources:

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

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Old 10-30-2012, 07:27 AM
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Maybe not exactly "foreign", but I had a friend from West Virginia who used to say this about stupid people:
"His brain's so small, if ya stuck it up an ant's ass, it'd be like flickin' a BB into a boxcar."
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Old 10-30-2012, 07:34 AM
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Maybe not exactly "foreign", but I had a friend from West Virginia who used to say this about stupid people:
I think West Virginia counts as "non-English"
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:01 AM
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I think West Virginia counts as "non-English"
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From Uganda:

A child does not laugh at the ugliness of its mother.

He who has diarrhea knows the direction of the door without being told.

I'm not too sure what these mean but I like them.
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:12 AM
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Quote from while he was a missionary?
It was originally said by Guru Nanak, founder of the Sikhs.
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:21 AM
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He who $hits fast don't $hit long..
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Don't let nobody pi$$ on you and call it rain..
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Old 10-30-2012, 09:40 AM
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The sound of the drums are nice from a distance.
And we have a version in Hindi, the wording of which is identical to this.

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Old 10-30-2012, 09:50 AM
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Old 10-30-2012, 10:52 AM
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Loosely translated from the Hebrew:
If I do not stand up for myself, who will stand up for me?
If I only stand up for myself, what am I?
... and if not now, then when?
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