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07-01-2010, 07:20 PM
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I opened the fridge and saw a big ol' tub of cookie dough. I figured I could sneak it out and get a big spoonful before getting caught by my wife. I grab it, yank the top off, and get covered by turnip greens and the nasty liquid they are floating in. I make a huge, smelly mess and get caught by my wife anyway.
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07-01-2010, 07:22 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Springfield, OH | | ew, turnip greens... epic fail  my wife is all kinds of bonzer for turnip greens, smothers them in vinegar... twice as nasty imo |
07-01-2010, 08:53 PM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Did she set a booby trap around the cookie dough or are you just clumsy?
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07-02-2010, 12:27 AM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | lmao! Owned by turnip greens. way to walk right into that one: 
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07-02-2010, 12:34 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Turnip greens + cornbread + hot sauce > cookie dough
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07-02-2010, 11:17 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Uncooked cookie dough is not good for you, anyways. Be thankful you didnt end up with a case of IBS.
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07-02-2010, 11:22 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: San Diego/LA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Uncooked cookie dough is not good for you, anyways. Be thankful you didnt end up with a case of IBS. | IBS is quite sought after in the world of Runway modeling for that heroin svelte look. It is bikini season, so as to your suggestion I'm going to start eating as much cookie dough in the effort of losing control of regularity and thus a trimmer waistline.
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07-02-2010, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Also, turnipg greens? Really? Really? What's on the burner tonight, radish hearts? | It's a southern (read: southeastern) thing.
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07-02-2010, 04:15 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | | I hate them, the smell makes me want to yak. I grabbed the tub expecting the contents to be solid (like cold cookie dough.) |
07-02-2010, 04:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Central Alabama | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Uncooked cookie dough is not good for you, anyways. Be thankful you didnt end up with a case of IBS. | ...but it's cookie dough! |
07-02-2010, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Stinsok ...but it's cookie dough! | Ah, I know. I wasnt saying I wouldnt have gone for the cookie dough myself...
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