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06-16-2010, 09:02 PM
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A German student "mooned" a group of Hell's Angels and hurled a puppy at them before escaping on a stolen bulldozer, police have said.
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The man drove up to a Hell's Angels clubhouse near Munich, wearing only a pair of shorts and carrying a puppy.
He dropped his shorts and threw the dog, escaping on a bulldozer from a nearby building site.
He was arrested later at home by police. The 26-year-old is said to have stopped taking depression medication.
After making his getaway on the bulldozer, he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway.
After driving about 1km, he had abandoned the bulldozer in the middle of the motorway, near Allershausen. He continued his journey by hitchhiking.
"What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," a police spokesman said.
The puppy is now being cared for in an animal shelter.
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06-16-2010, 09:10 PM
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is it a German Shepherd now named Harley?
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06-16-2010, 09:14 PM
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06-16-2010, 09:33 PM
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06-17-2010, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion  I do not approve of this new fad of puppy-chucking. It just ain't right. | Makes for entertaining news stories though.
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06-17-2010, 02:07 AM
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06-17-2010, 06:26 AM
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06-17-2010, 06:28 AM
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06-17-2010, 06:32 AM
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06-17-2010, 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5 what kind of puppy?
is it a German Shepherd now named Harley? | Given the circumstances I'd think "Hurley" would be more appropriate 
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06-17-2010, 07:07 AM
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06-17-2010, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Lazylion I do not approve of this new fad of puppy-chucking. It just ain't right. | I guess cat juggling got old. |
06-17-2010, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by mike_v_s I don't think I've ever seen a dozer I couldn't catch up to by walking briskly. How the hell did he "escape" in one? | I'm figuring the gang didn't even bother to chase after him ... after all, they just got a new puppy.  I don't care how much of a hardened SOB someone might be ... it's hard to resist the allure of a puppy. 
Besides, if someone dropped their pants and threw a puppy, that person has gotta be off their rocker ... so no matter how tuff the Hells Angels may be ... their not dumb enough to tangle with a crazy person.
Crazy trumps Badass. 
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06-17-2010, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by DigMe This is getting out of control. We seriously need to ban puppies.
bc | When puppys are outlawed, only outlaws will have puppys.
They'll have to pry my puppy from my cold, dead hands.
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06-17-2010, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by billhilly66 When puppys are outlawed, only outlaws will have puppys.
They'll have to pry my puppy from my cold, dead hands. | Puppies don't moon people, puppy-throwers do.
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06-17-2010, 01:44 PM
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06-17-2010, 02:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Rune Bivrin Given the circumstances I'd think "Hurley" would be more appropriate | hahah!
I'm a die hard animal lover but I find it hilarious when a man drops his pants and hurls a puppy at the Hell's Angels.
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06-17-2010, 04:33 PM
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06-17-2010, 05:25 PM
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Makes me wonder what kind of guy he is in a good mood. |
06-17-2010, 05:39 PM
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