Question

username n/a · #1 01-23-2009, 01:46 PM

How do you cope when you realize that every girl world is repulsed by the fact that you like them?

Joe Gress · #2 01-23-2009, 01:47 PM

Go for their moms.

Guaranteed results.

crimson_basser · #3 01-23-2009, 01:47 PM

delete them off myspace/facebook

MJ5150 · #4 01-23-2009, 01:47 PM

Get a boyfriend instead?

-Mike

MakiSupaStar · #5 01-23-2009, 01:48 PM

Make lots of money and watch them come crawling back.

jonathan_matos5 · #6 01-23-2009, 01:48 PM

they are?

crap!

Relic · #7 01-23-2009, 02:03 PM

hookers. You have to start somewhere, kid.

TallLankyBastyd · #8 01-23-2009, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic

hookers. You have to start somewhere, kid.

Great point...

You know I preach and preach and preach... ...this excellent advice to my multi-divorced buddies and...

username n/a · #9 01-23-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar

Make lots of money and watch them come crawling back.

But what if I end up a homeless mess? What if I'm sitting on the side of the building in my only set of cloths and some girl from my high school sees me? She's going to laugh in my face. I want to make a lot of money and have all the girls I like come back and what me just so I can say "**** you" but the probability of that happening is so low I mind as well not think about it.There is a very good chance I wont do anything with my life. Than I will die alone, not making and considerable mark in history. I don't want to end up like that, but it's just foolish to think otherwise.

Phalex · #10 01-23-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Relic

hookers. You have to start somewhere, kid.

Let's don't forget "Japanese Massage Parlors". A friend of mine has a pretty funny/pathetic/creepy/sad story about leaving one of these establishments on Christmas morning just as the sun was rising. I guess if your a regular, you can get them to work a little overtime.

DudeistMonk · #11 01-23-2009, 02:10 PM

work on not being repulsive...

Step1: Stop being such a sad sack of **** nothing is a bigger turn off to a woman than a man who thinks he is a turn off to women.

1.2: Stop talking about your problems, it's unbecoming, that how people see you...as an emo mess. Learn to bury them with whiskey and hookers like every other male.

1.3: Self improvement, its not the women that think your unattractive its you...So do whatever you need to do to find yourself attractive...hit the gym, play a lot more bass, buy a new shirt.

That is all.

Joe Gress · #12 01-23-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by username n/a

But what if I end up a homeless mess? What if I'm sitting on the side of the building in my only set of cloths and some girl from my high school sees me? She's going to laugh in my face. I want to make a lot of money and have all the girls I like come back and what me just so I can say "**** you" but the probability of that happening is so low I mind as well not think about it.There is a very good chance I wont do anything with my life. Than I will die alone, not making and considerable mark in history. I don't want to end up like that, but it's just foolish to think otherwise.

Just hook up with their moms then.

DaveDeVille · #13 01-23-2009, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by username n/a

How do you cope when you realize that every girl world is repulsed
by the fact that you like them?

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Originally Posted by username n/a

...There is a very good chance I wont do anything with my life.
Then I will die alone, not making and considerable mark in history.
I don't want to end up like that, but it's just foolish to think otherwise.

dude , you're fifteen years old .
get some rest , get after it tomorrow .
things will be ok .

Deluge Of Sound · #14 01-23-2009, 02:16 PM

Also, you might want to try going after their mothers.

sarcastro83 · #15 01-23-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeistMonk

work on not being repulsive...

Step1: Stop being such a sad sack of **** nothing is a bigger turn off to a woman than a man who thinks he is a turn off to women.

1.2: Stop talking about your problems, it's unbecoming, that how people see you...as an emo mess. Learn to bury them with whiskey and hookers like every other male.

1.3: Self improvement, its not the women that think your unattractive its you...So do whatever you need to do to find yourself attractive...hit the gym, play a lot more bass, buy a new shirt.

That is all.

Whiskey? Yes. Hookers? Never had to pay, and never will.

Everything else is pretty much spot on.

HollowBassman · #16 01-23-2009, 02:28 PM

I think your first step should be to determine what exactly it is that you wished to gain from the company of these females, and then, find alternate ways of achieving those same results.

For example:

-If you are longing for someone to nag you about where you've been all day or why you were late, simply start randomly calling your friends and family and tell that you're coming over when you are indeed not planning on coming over at all.

-If you are looking to help rid your wallet of excess paper money, simply light it on fire, but be sure that you don't stick around to enjoy the heat.

-If you desire your body to itch in sensitive areas, procure yourself some Toxicodendron radicans(poison ivy) and apply liberally to the desired areas.

With these tips, and a dash of imagination, you could reproduce all the joys of dating from the comfort of your own home.

Stanley Design · #17 01-23-2009, 02:38 PM

16 posts in and nobody has suggested treating women like crap? Dude it works. Nice guys finish last. Women love it complicated. Women want to change you, if there's nothing to change then there's no interest from them. Bust out a romantic gesture awkwardly once in a while, but otherwise look like a lost cause and they'll come flocking. Make it seem like you don't care if they want you or not, and ESPECIALLY if you're hanging out with her and her friends, pay attention to her friends but don't flirt. Her friends will flirt really subtly to test the waters (you're 15 you wont notice) but the girl will and it will drive her mad because girls are competitive.

Linas · #18 01-23-2009, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Stanley Design

16 posts in and nobody has suggested treating women like crap? Dude it works. Nice guys finish last. Women love it complicated. Women want to change you, if there's nothing to change then there's no interest from them. Bust out a romantic gesture awkwardly once in a while, but otherwise look like a lost cause and they'll come flocking. Make it seem like you don't care if they want you or not, and ESPECIALLY if you're hanging out with her and her friends, pay attention to her friends but don't flirt. Her friends will flirt really subtly to test the waters (you're 15 you wont notice) but the girl will and it will drive her mad because girls are competitive.

This is not the way i work, but there is a lot of truth behind what he said.

MatticusMania · #19 01-23-2009, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd

Great point...

You know I preach and preach and preach... ...this excellent advice to my multi-divorced buddies and...

They dont listen?

MatticusMania · #20 01-23-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by username n/a

But what if I end up a homeless mess? What if I'm sitting on the side of the building in my only set of cloths and some girl from my high school sees me? She's going to laugh in my face. I want to make a lot of money and have all the girls I like come back and what me just so I can say "**** you" but the probability of that happening is so low I mind as well not think about it.There is a very good chance I wont do anything with my life. Than I will die alone, not making and considerable mark in history. I don't want to end up like that, but it's just foolish to think otherwise.

Stop smoking so much pot... or share your pot with the girls, one or the other.

Youre 14, every girl will be repulsed by you until youre about 22-23 or so. Deal with it, and build the spank bank in the meantime.