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Old 11-29-2011, 09:47 AM
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Just found this, easily the best game on the internet.

QWOP

I got 11.4, how far can you go?

*EDIT* Boo-yah, 53.8 meters. At about the 50 meter mark you come up on some hurdles... and well, I've never seen such rude things done to a toppled hurdle in my life.
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No. Just no.
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No. Just no.
It's worth it just to see how many ways you can get the runner to fall on his cranium while simply attempting to walk.
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THIS IS AMAZING
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I'd rather inject hairspray into my spinal column.

Which, btw, is probably what the creator of QWOP was partaking in when "designing" this revolutionary addition to the gaming world...
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Old 11-29-2011, 10:05 AM
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I'd rather inject hairspray into my spinal column.
Lol, now I have the squidbillies theme song stuck in my head.

"Somehow I got spinal meningitis,
Injecting all that hairspray into my spine,
It's a super cheap way to party,
If you're lookin' to kill some brain cells,
And some time."
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Old 11-29-2011, 10:06 AM
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This has been posted a few times. I've made it over 60 meters, but it gets extremely difficult then as you have hurdles to get over
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Lol, now I have the squidbillies theme song stuck in my head.

"Somehow I got spinal meningitis,
Injecting all that hairspray into my spine,
It's a super cheap way to party,
If you're lookin' to kill some brain cells,
And some time."
Nice catch! Squidbillies FTW.
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Don't get me started on what happens at the 100m mark.
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Old 11-29-2011, 11:16 AM
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I suck at these types of games, hard.
I did get a couple of sweet backflips though.
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I managed to make it (just) past the 100m mark. There's a thread or two on here already (which should have a picture of my glorious score )

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2.4m
I suck at these types of games, hard.
I did get a couple of sweet backflips though.
Yeah, I don't think its actually possible to run, I just got him to crawl on his knees to about the 50 meter mark, I don't see how its possible to go 100 meters, especially after you get to the hurdles.
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Old 11-29-2011, 12:14 PM
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pretty dumb, i just put the rear knee down and press q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w

He will never fall down, i am up to 40... i can go forever... back to work...
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Old 11-29-2011, 12:42 PM
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pretty dumb, i just put the rear knee down and press q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w

He will never fall down, i am up to 40... i can go forever... back to work...
Get to 50 meters then we'll talk
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Get to 50 meters then we'll talk
Do people start shooting at him or something?
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Old 11-29-2011, 01:49 PM
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Do people start shooting at him or something?
Hurdles.

But I mean seriously, who needs Skyrim when you got QWOP? Not me, nuh uh, I've just about forgotten about ol' Sky-whos-a-whatsit and that I've been dying to get my hands on it, and have yet to even play...

Yeah, I got QWOP...











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Ok, back on topic, I challenge all QWOP doubters to watch this vid and TELL ME its not one of the most epic things you've ever seen

QWOP: excellent 100m run - YouTube
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THIS MAKES ME AAAAANNNNGRRYYYYY
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Ok, back on topic, I challenge all QWOP doubters to watch this vid and TELL ME its not one of the most epic things you've ever seen

QWOP: excellent 100m run - YouTube
Oh, man. I'm in tears. hahaha
It's just so damn funny.
I'm going to watch it again.

I wish people really ran like that. hahahaha
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Old 11-29-2011, 02:07 PM
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Hurdles.

But I mean seriously, who needs Skyrim when you got QWOP? Not me, nuh uh, I've just about forgotten about ol' Sky-whos-a-whatsit and that I've been dying to get my hands on it, and have yet to even play...

Yeah, I got QWOP...











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