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11-29-2011, 09:47 AM
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Just found this, easily the best game on the internet. QWOP
I got 11.4, how far can you go?
*EDIT* Boo-yah, 53.8 meters. At about the 50 meter mark you come up on some hurdles... and well, I've never seen such rude things done to a toppled hurdle in my life.
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11-29-2011, 09:54 AM
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11-29-2011, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by DeathFromBelow No. Just no. | It's worth it just to see how many ways you can get the runner to fall on his cranium while simply attempting to walk.
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11-29-2011, 09:59 AM
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11-29-2011, 09:59 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Horten,Norway | | I'd rather inject hairspray into my spinal column.
Which, btw, is probably what the creator of QWOP was partaking in when "designing" this revolutionary addition to the gaming world...
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Last edited by DeathFromBelow : 11-29-2011 at 10:09 AM.
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11-29-2011, 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by DeathFromBelow I'd rather inject hairspray into my spinal column.  | Lol, now I have the squidbillies theme song stuck in my head.
"Somehow I got spinal meningitis,
Injecting all that hairspray into my spine,
It's a super cheap way to party,
If you're lookin' to kill some brain cells,
And some time."
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11-29-2011, 10:06 AM
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11-29-2011, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by cjmodulus Lol, now I have the squidbillies theme song stuck in my head.
"Somehow I got spinal meningitis,
Injecting all that hairspray into my spine,
It's a super cheap way to party,
If you're lookin' to kill some brain cells,
And some time." | Nice catch! Squidbillies FTW.
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11-29-2011, 10:59 AM
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11-29-2011, 11:16 AM
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I suck at these types of games, hard.
I did get a couple of sweet backflips though.
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus MAXIMUM MAXIMUS TO THE MAX!!!!  | | 
11-29-2011, 11:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | I managed to make it (just) past the 100m mark. There's a thread or two on here already (which should have a picture of my glorious score  )
Try GIRP: GIRP
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11-29-2011, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by dozicusmaximus 2.4m
I suck at these types of games, hard.
I did get a couple of sweet backflips though. | Yeah, I don't think its actually possible to run, I just got him to crawl on his knees to about the 50 meter mark, I don't see how its possible to go 100 meters, especially after you get to the hurdles.
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11-29-2011, 12:14 PM
|  | Guess what?! I got a fever! | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San jose, Cal | | | pretty dumb, i just put the rear knee down and press q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w
He will never fall down, i am up to 40... i can go forever... back to work...
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11-29-2011, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by kserg pretty dumb, i just put the rear knee down and press q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w-q-w
He will never fall down, i am up to 40... i can go forever... back to work... | Get to 50 meters then we'll talk
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11-29-2011, 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus Get to 50 meters then we'll talk | Do people start shooting at him or something?
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11-29-2011, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by kserg Do people start shooting at him or something? | Hurdles.
But I mean seriously, who needs Skyrim when you got QWOP? Not me, nuh uh, I've just about forgotten about ol' Sky-whos-a-whatsit and that I've been dying to get my hands on it, and have yet to even play...
Yeah, I got QWOP... 
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11-29-2011, 01:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Close enough to San Fran | | Ok, back on topic, I challenge all QWOP doubters to watch this vid and TELL ME its not one of the most epic things you've ever seen QWOP: excellent 100m run - YouTube
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11-29-2011, 02:00 PM
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11-29-2011, 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus | Oh, man. I'm in tears.  hahaha
It's just so damn funny.
I'm going to watch it again.
I wish people really ran like that. hahahaha
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus MAXIMUM MAXIMUS TO THE MAX!!!!  | | 
11-29-2011, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ShredderMaximus Hurdles.
But I mean seriously, who needs Skyrim when you got QWOP? Not me, nuh uh, I've just about forgotten about ol' Sky-whos-a-whatsit and that I've been dying to get my hands on it, and have yet to even play...
Yeah, I got QWOP...  | Nirvana has been reached! I'm happy for you. Bwahahahahahah!
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