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03-26-2010, 08:07 AM
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle2172612.ece Quote:
A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert's PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.
Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.
"When I saw the raccoon I thought I'd have some fun," he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.
Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
"He's been told they can get things working again but they can't sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.
"That's gone forever so there isn't going to be much for them to work with."
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03-26-2010, 08:11 AM
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The coon must have had a nice rac. |
03-26-2010, 08:32 AM
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03-26-2010, 08:59 AM
|  | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | | How drunk must one be to think that sodomizing a live raccoon is a good idea? Now I could see it if it was a dead, rotting, maggot-infested bear carcass .. but a live raccoon? That's just wrong.
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03-26-2010, 09:07 AM
| | | In RUSSIA Raccoon rapes you. 
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03-26-2010, 09:10 AM
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The coon must have had a nice rac. | lol |
03-26-2010, 09:28 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Iowa | | | sometimes it amazes me that our species is still here at all. i guess justice was done, tho
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03-26-2010, 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by wabbit How drunk must one be to think that sodomizing a live raccoon is a good idea? Now I could see it if it was a dead, rotting, maggot-infested bear carcass .. but a live raccoon? That's just wrong. | Sodomizing a raccoon!? 
I had to clean up some nasty raccoon crap that was on my lawn the other day, and I tell you, I don't want that stuff anywhere near my man parts! |
03-26-2010, 09:49 AM
| | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | I'd be willing to bet that the raccoon was wearing a low cut dress and acting all slutty. When the guy made his advance, the coon got all defensive and bit the guys pecker off. So typical.
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03-26-2010, 09:49 AM
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03-26-2010, 09:51 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oak Park, MI | | What, A drunk Russian? Oh the humanity! 
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03-26-2010, 10:01 AM
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03-26-2010, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Phalex Damn! That really bites the big one! | nicely done!  |
03-26-2010, 10:30 AM
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03-26-2010, 11:36 AM
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03-26-2010, 12:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI | | | Who would seriously try to rape a raccoon? Like.. wouldn't you figure it'd probably bite your weiner off? What a stupid man.
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03-26-2010, 12:54 PM
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03-26-2010, 01:12 PM
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03-26-2010, 01:13 PM
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03-26-2010, 01:19 PM
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Shave your back; It's so damn hairy!
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